Michael Lanahan

look we are too corrupt and ignorant to regulate so it's up to a collection of foppish, pasty sociopaths in overpriced sneakers to hold themselves accountable for killing everyone with monopolized cloud computing

Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.

Ouch.

I could power a million suns with the amount of rage this fact generates from the bottom of my soul

So, let's talk about Lindsey Graham's now open senate seat. South Carolina has elected only 2 men to this U.S. Senate seat since 1954. Over 70 years. Let that sink in for a minute. Before... Disneyland (1955) The Interstate Highway System (1956) The Beatles (1960) Barbie (1959) ZIP codes (1963)

And all these years, Trump blamed windmills for avian holocausts.

8 million No Kings protesters Zero police officers beaten Zero police officers killed Zero feces smeared on walls.

Whatta fuckin’ snowflake.

Both?!

But I was told Jared Kushner solved Peace in the Middle East…wait… . . . …WAS I LIED TO?!?

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

Not that anyone asked or cares, but I will NOT be watching the #SOTU tonight. I do look forward to next day clips of him sundowning in front of a nation/world.

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes. $9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

Twelve years stolen from Medicare’s future. Money collected from workers, promised to the elderly. Reassigned to those who already have too much. trump's wealthy donor tax cuts are literally killing us. The hunger at the top is never satisfied, it only asks who will be trimmed next.

Earthquuuuaaaaake!

Good morning ☕

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

FFS. Is anyone in this administration remotely normal?! And you dipshits had your panties in a bunch over “East-Coast Elites”…

Nancy Pelosi warns press freedom is under attack after the arrest of an independent journalist, and on the same day the Washington Post, which is owned by Jeff Bezos, conducted mass layoffs of its reporters and editors worldwide. “America is in a crisis of conscience.” @pelosi.house.gov

#RIPCatherineOHara. One of the greatest of all time. 💔

In Printz v. United States, #SCOTUS held that the Constitution bars the federal government from forcing or otherwise compelling local or state governments to enforce federal law. The liberal squish who wrote the majority opinion in that case? Justice Antonin Scalia: tile.loc.gov/storage-serv...

One of the things I’m really struggling with about what’s going on in Minnesota is that if you describe what’s going on in plain, factual ways to someone who’s not paying close attention you sound completely, bugfuck crazy

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

This courthouse picture of JD Vance is appropriately…crooked.

Just fucking die.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!

ICE has killed a woman in Minneapolis. #GetOutICE Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey disputed ICE’s assertion that an agent acted in self-defense in shooting and killing a woman. Frey said he’d seen video and said ICE was “already trying to spin this as an act of self-defense. That is bullshit.”

Her vehicle's right front panel cleared the ICE agent who didn't open fire until after he was at the side of her vehicle. He used deadly force on a fleeing individual, which is against DHS policy. This is murder. He needs to be arrested.

The United States should not be a “predator force.” We are not brute animals scrabbling in the dirt for sustenance, we are human beings who can stand side by side with friends and allies.

Vla-dumb-ir Putin Jr. over here…

This is fucking insane. Trump took over another country for oil when he can’t even run the US.

just want to remind folks that pushback and public outrage stopped them from closing the CDC library. i bet pushback will stop them here, too

Donald Trump is a pathetic trainwreck, with no talent or anything else necessary for show business success. What an absolute loser! TERRIBLE RATINGS!! CBS should, 'put him to sleep,' NOW, it is the humanitarian thing to do! www.tmz.com/2025/12/25/t...

Donald Trump is a pedophile.

Donald Trump is a pathetic trainwreck, with no talent or anything else necessary for show business success. What an absolute loser! TERRIBLE RATINGS!! CBS should, 'put him to sleep,' NOW, it is the humanitarian thing to do! www.tmz.com/2025/12/25/t...

Hey! Remember when Barr (Bondi) withheld the Mueller (Epstein) documents for weeks so he (she) could mischaracterize what was in the Mueller (Epstein) Report and spin the findings for three weeks and then over-redact them? I sure do!

He’s going to start a war to prevent the release of the Epstein files, isn’t he.

>Venezuela is stealing our oil and land

Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government

It is driving me crazy that I’m not seeing widespread coverage of these statements by the President. This is a big deal! If a news organization isn’t putting this in front of their readers/viewers, they are failing at their job to inform the public.

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻