Needlessly Adversarial Example

I always imagine this kind of poster as a psyop. Not because I particularly believe it to be true, but because I want to resist misanthropy. Imagining a faithful opposition of Internet devils out to deceive me is less demoralizing than tiresome try-hard nihilists with their thumbs up their asses.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

This is the realest thing ever written about me

This feels like a personal attack, and please sir may I have another

Report: Lunch with successful friend really doing number on self-esteem

Bluesky: The "Buy Nothing" Prediction Market App

[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car

You never know when your personal Bananaphone is going to hit. Just keep grinding.

who allowed mastodon posts on here

i just think if you have a trillion dollars you shouldve at some point provided a good or service that people were willing to pay for

"I ask all of you to think of it, graduates and families alike, let yourself dream of a future in which we can harness this amazing new technology to eliminate entry-level jobs entirely. Indeed, that work has already begun, and that future is now." /college kid booing intensifies "Wow okay,"

Black boxes making up blacklists.

Middlebrow media enjoyers rise up. We want art with complex stories and emotional nuance featuring characters with interiority and yes we also want them to solve a murder or be a spy or kill a vampire or something

Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.

My third-grader looking at the home screen of our TV: "Predator Badlands? What's that, I need to see that" Me: "My son, under no circumstances." Me immediately after the kids are in bed:

Man treating the "my hair is a bird your argument is invalid" meme as actual rhetorical armor

some people have never smoked weed out of a russet potato and it really shows

there are some people in this world that I am just not spiritually afraid of. because I have drank a beer under a bridge and I can tell that they have not

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

Such a Vonnegut-ass answer (complimentary)

And let us never forget this...

imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin

I think one of the biggest reasons it’s happening here is that many people still believe it can’t happen here.

That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.

LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart

In general, pretty much all video game adjacent IP from the 1990s is an utter disaster today rights wise. It's why GOG has to hire private detectives to figure out who even is the IP holder for a lot of games. The constant cycle of studio closures and mergers created a real mess.

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”? anyway that’s why these events are important

Writing like this, you love to see it: > We can’t say for sure what history Trump has “knowledge” about, but this narrative is nonsense.

Nihilism as a state-sanctioned philosophy really makes me upset at pretty much everything