Craig

Can't imagine working at Xbox right now knowing that there are not one, not two, but three already planned layoff waves through the holidays and into the new year. This is terrible management.

re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.

what the fuck is this

oh god oh fuck

Fresh on Steam as of *checks notification* 8min ago: tabletop flavored RPG by a guy who left Vanillaware to live in the mountains (true story) and emerged with this. It looks *so* sick. store.steampowered.com/app/4508570/...

With Persona's composer & hero of mine: Shoji Meguro !! Last week, I got to share one of the most unforgettable evenings of my life on stage with Meguro-san: the very first Persona 3, 4 & 5 live concert to ever take place in Europe. 🧵

Trying to run a video game business during these tricky times while the company that owns you is directly contributing to making these tricky times so tricky seems like a dumb way to do this, I don't know.

I used to pray for times like this. Art by @spykeee1945.bsky.social

This headline confused the shit out of me until I realised it was a Dutch website.

i don’t knowwwwww I DON’T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

1999 looked like this actually

Seaman Gummy Worms (1999-2000): Sour gummy worms that came in a novelty contained shaped like a can of tuna, featuring the likeness of Seaman, from the eponymous Dreamcast game. When you opened it, it would say, “I’m Seaman. You can’t send me back if that’s what you’re thinking.”

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

This one may be a bit too inside (fighting) baseball for most

If the company that shipped Skull & Bones is telling you that they canceled a game for quality reasons, it's easy to assume that that game must've been pretty fucking bad.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️ I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

I painted ur dog

Someone port PSO to the Switch.

There have been some neat Assassin's Creed games over the years, but I definitely stopped caring about them in any kind of deeper way as soon as they wrote Desmond Miles out of the franchise. They were onto something and then they just sorta tossed it all in the trash.

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

me, controlling DK underground

(beepbeepboop) Sam, it's me. Stuffed Crustman.

All those moments will be lost in time like

holy shit it's real

Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies. Seriously. As of today. We couldn’t make that up. Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real. Thank you ALL.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

OH MY GOD MY DAUGHTER GOT AN M BISON TO RAGEQUIT