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My first thought would be "Oh, I died."

Kinda reminds me of a NIN song actually.

Well, I listen to prog, so my honest reaction was "... not too bad, actually."

God, I ask for a refill!

If that happened to me, I would ask for more of the drugs they are giving me! Just roll with it!

Id be like

All of this is hilarious. All of it. The caption the comments and blessings to you all.. felt so good to really really laugh. ✌🏽💙🌵

I played Celtic harp in a children's hospital once and a six year old boy woke up wailing because he thought he had died. 😅

A little like burning toast in a retirement home - everyone pops out of their room to check if they’re having a stroke, or if other people can smell it too.

flirt instead with a nurse of an appealing gender -- it will be more fun.

I'd be like... "Jesus, what the fuck did you guys give me?"

she's trying to figure out if this is heaven or hell

the sound was so much better than anything I imagined

That’s how the death stranding happened

Excuse me but has someone told John Mulaney?

“Miniature horses” @tomwalker.bsky.social voice

put me back under, doc

Agreed

Much more wholesome, though no less crazy than this... youtu.be/JhkZMxgPxXU?...

So you DON'T live in a universe directed by David Lynch?

Estoy llorando 😂😂😂😂

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times.

or poly phony. maybe the woman is named Polly.

Have to agree! That's a f'd way yo wake someone up. Try just calling them by name!

Nonsense? How very dare you.

Pretty sure this movie is on my list 😛

Why is that the wake up call? Somebody going to hit that horse or human coming out of anesthesia man.

a big sign on the horse write "lobotomy survivor"

Yeah. No, thanks.😆

Abuse of the horse. Just saying.

🎵 Healing! 🩹 @gothtatertot.bsky.social

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

Party pooper.

Horse is fine, ditch the keyboard!

I was totally on board until I watched again with volume...

Oh no! I died, and ended up in one of Dalí’s recurring nightmares.

I am with you…

You gotta admit it's freaking adorable though! What a silly little horse.

I either get a bit lairy post surgery or drop my blood pressure to the point they wang a nasal airway and squeeze fluids. Perhaps I now need to add 'no horses' to my rider, alongside 'yes' to antirmetics and a bowl.

I would lose my shit if someone brought an ANIMAL into my hospital room after I had surgery. Animals are lovely but they aren’t clean.

Practically the Galaga arcade case audio score.

I would be awake... but I wouldn't be enjoying being awake.

This was fun! Ty

This actually sounds like the best way to wake up from anesthesia. 🤔

Hello Li’l Sebastian

unfortunately god hates me and i don’t ever feel loopy after anesthesia. so although it would be a very pleasant experience, the dreamlike quality would not be there and thats required for the curing process. i’ve never been on general anesthesia tho only twilight so there is still hope

Inside me are two monke. They monke down with the sickness. Oo-aa-aa-aa.

NONSENSE?

Came looking through the comments just to make sure someone said it. XD

When your operation is performed by David Lynch.

I think that liminal space between life and death is called "coma"

Me 👇

Gallup Glass

"Kill jester."

Waiting to roll for this horse in Uma Musume.

"Oh great I appear to have woken up in a David Lynch movie"

Somehow I now desperately need the surgery to have been throat-related so that the doc could say "afterwards you may wake up a little hoarse or vice versa"

Lil Sebastian did his best. His version of interstellar is more unhinged than I thought

Brilliantly stated.

Yeah, no. I've been under anesthesia a number of times, this is not how I would have wanted to wake up. I promise you that if I had woken up from my coma to this, I would have either retreated back into it, or lost my damn mind. I still feel like I lost a bit of it anyways, and that was 22yrs ago.

⬇️ Tá na mão, aperta aqui pra baixar!

"permission", what's that?

He’s no Li’l Sebastian

This is like something out of a Neil Breen movie

My son said it would be "charming and relaxing" so I am practising playing the keyboard with my snout to prove him wrong.

I would wake up swinging

Normally I’d use my sleeve for this runny nose, but my keyboard is begging to be played!

"After surgery, I woke up to a unicorn playing a harmonica!"

You know, maybe a few DAYS after surgery and some healing, it would be cool to meet one of these therapy horses in person. Right after surgery? Nuh-huh, my anesthesia addled brain would be screaming to get this sacrifice to Cthulhu shit outta there faster than a patron outta Cheers.

good to let us know how weak you are

That’s why before surgery they always ask you if you’re allergic to any medications, latex, or horses.

This would bring me back from the dead. Make sure he comes to my funeral. ❤

@averygoodyear.bsky.social this would have been so funny after I died that one time lol

I am in love with this scam and wish I'd thought of it.

Not many can say they had such an intimate show from HorsegiirL

Last time I came out from general anesthesia I started laughing because the first thing that popped into my head was “I see everything twice!” from the novel Catch-22. A nurse looked at me and asked if I was ok and all I could say was “I see everything twice!”

guess I'm built different, because I'd drop bars over that horse beat.

I was waiting for SOMEONE to say it! "Sometimes the news isn't bad. It's just odd. The horse played a keyboard? I didn't know he could do that."

(someone thought to do this..don't think it was spur of the moment...)

Mm-hm

That’s right: not “nonsense”, it’s playing the chromatic scale!

🤣

Almost literally a Simpsons bit.

Apparently these folks have forgotten that they are in a hospital surrounded by sick and dying patients who do not enjoy being forced to listen to such a cacophony. Silence is golden in libraries and hospitals. Save for the party for post-discharge.

I'd be convinced I died on the table

The fact the pony has it's own hospital staff ID card.

Great Candyfloss cover

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Thanks I needed this

Nurse: So between 1 and 10 what’s your level of pain? Me: Right now I’d be at a 74. Could you please ask them to stop.

I’d go immediately from unconscious to murdering everyone in that room

Since my medical records include my horse allergy, I have hope that this will never happen to me.

😂

Some pretty good drugs go be seeing this!

I would just assume I was dead and the afterlife was way weirder than anyone anticipated

If I came out of anesthesia to that, I would assume I was still under and dreaming.

I would take it a sign that life is amazing and not yet done with me.

I think that this was the original way that they got Sam Tyler to emerge from his coma on Life On Mars.😏😜

Me but with Ambrose

Me too.

I’d be like, “bye bye, Little Sebastian”