Democrat Haderach

If she's a lawyer then I graduated MIT Magna Cum Laude with dual PHDs in Astrophysics and Quantum Physics.

Have they finally realized robots that have an almost perfect outer appearance? I kept waiting for her head to start snapping to the left and flying sparks.

Thereallo, a web developer, decompiled the app and published a detailed technical breakdown of what's running under the hood. It injects code into third-party websites, loads JavaScript from someone's GitHub, and tracks your GPS, among other things.

"Pretend I'm on the ballot." - DJ Trump, war criminal and pedophile

My brain after I hit the penjamin for 3 extra seconds.

That motherfucker deserves to sit and suffer for the things he's done but his mind is checked out. Someone get his corpse the fuck off the air.

Toolblerone

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Ken Paxton standing there like...

In a functioning democracy, the public would be alarmed if the president boasted that he was “able to break the court system a little bit."

Downgrade a movie Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Sorry, it's already as low as it can go.

It's coming.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Church Organ https://theonion.com/church-organ/

digging my own grave, so it’s exactly how I like

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Christ Converts To Islam https://theonion.com/christ-converts-to-islam-1819565131/

A 13-year-old's phone was searched at school without a warrant and with a police officer standing right there. Evidence from the search was used to criminally charge the teen. The Fourth Circuit said this was fine. We think the Supreme Court should say otherwise. 🧵

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Tips For Starting Your Own Business https://theonion.com/tips-for-starting-your-own-business/

Factoring in the dementia, Trumps is 10, feels like -30

The Best of the Breast. @theonion.com

I've lost in the first ten minutes after opening my eyes every day for the past 2 years.

I'm never going to get over the fact that the president of the United States paid a woman more than $5 million after a jury found him liable for raping her. And he's still president. And people still support him. Never. Get. Over. It.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Who can afford a memory palace in this economy? I've got a memory efficiency apartment, that I'm subletting the couch of.

The Thing, Polar Express, and The Day After Tomorrow.

Did you know you can put candles on anything, doesn't even have to be a cake. Hell, it doesn't even have to be your birthday. There are no rules!

You can write any words in the box on this website. You can put anything. Any letters you want. You can say things that aren't true. You can say things that don't make any sense. There are no laws. You can name all of Charlie Brown's hoes, and no one can stop you. The freedom should terrify you.

In some alternate universe there's a Donald J Trump that's upstanding, unfailingly kind and just. He's aged gracefully and after a lifetime of compassionate acts, he ceded the power of his company to his well raised, generous children and retired. And then there's this reality we suffer through.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Fortnight Follow-Up : Monstro! Did he technically work like we thought? Yep. Little quirk is that he works as soon as he's in your hand so if the game is slow to draw your first three cards he shows what's coming as well as always showing that first draw. Not helpful at all but interesting

From over a year ago.

How long before he starts publicly supporting Tulsa race massacre or similar events?

For Tyria!

Being outside in the Adirondacks in spring or summer. The blackflies are thick enough to choke on. Fall and winter are the only acceptable times to be outdoors here.

Large scale water cremation facilities.

Congress will vote to hold minors as adults for criminal purposes, but refuse to let them vote as adults for political reasons. If they can try you as an adult, you should have the same rights as one.

Cubans are starving and have gone weeks without electricity and clean water due to Trump's blockade of any oil reaching the island. Here's why we aren't covering this.

We all have our favorite streamers but I suggest anyone on BlueSky check out Gregor. He’s the streamer most committed to Blue Sky so we should show some love back. I’ll also as part of my year long effort to keep things rolling here-try to do better noting the other streamers who are active on here

Renee Good and Alex Pretti were murdered by Ice agents for having the wrong politics. Where is their justice? Where is their recompense?

“I don’t know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn’t make sense.” — David Lynch