Steven Chalk

No, they were middle-aged men wearing powdered wigs, elaborately embroidered hostess jackets, silk hose, and shoes with enormous buckles and substantial heels. In other words, our Constitution was written and signed by drag queens.

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It seems that Nigel Farage has taken the hint and has decided to spend more time in his constituency of Clacton. So much so that he has bought a new house for himself and his family in the local area:

Yeah, what psychopath would want his name on a building associated with an assassinated President

I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.

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Laura Kuennsberg on the BBC Politics Show asked whether musicians should speak out on political subjects... Woody Guthrie, ladies & gentlemen:

Time to deport all these fighting age men terrorising our patriotic lifeboat volunteers www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Leave it to the ammosexuals to sue the SCHOOL over a school shooting.

You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?

Every bit of this 👇

Excellent letter in The Times. "Greater hate hath no person than to accuse those who put their lives on the line for others of being traitors."

here's today's post: "why the fuck were millions of dollars wasted on Donny’s pointless Emotional Support Trip to Ireland?" — everything could have been done right here at home. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

"The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground... They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."

Exoskeletal Mobility Assistant because he refuses to use a walker in public.

Bub bye KKKaroline, you evil, lying bitch. jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/goodbye-yo...

A courtyard in Delft, c. 1658, by Pieter de Hooch, Dutch Golden Age painter, whose domestic scenes with perspective views reveal subtleties of light & mood; a contemporary of Vermeer, he lived 1629-c 1679, worked in Delft and Amsterdam. National Gallery London

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

'Patriot News' reporter Chris Atkins (scatatkins.bsky.social) was just kicked out of Liz Truss' CPAC conference for asking the wrong questions. So much for free speech.

Just sick and tired. That’s all. #SheShed

At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

Count Binface Vs The Count of Cunty Crypto 💰 Farage’s career is now reduced to arguing with a fucking bin. In some ways it’s the most genuinely British thing he’s done. With the Count polling high, is victory…Binevitable? Here’s what’s gone down so far. youtu.be/VaAn6wjciRg

Top quality take on the upcoming Clacton by-election.

⚠️ TONIGHT. 8pm. #BrokenNews. youtu.be/uuwilrnxCtk

In case you missed it, here's Count Binface's appearance on the BBC this morning.

Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.

"The changes this implies may be completely profound, and for the Kremlin, very uncomfortable. If war isn't an option to turn your neighbours into vassals, you have to start acting as if they are your equals. That's not something the Kremlin has any experience of doing."

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

Michelle and I loved reading to this bright group of kids today! We hope this new Chicago Public Library branch at the Obama Presidential Center will be a place where folks come to read, check out books, and connect with one another for years to come.

Science! 🙋🏻‍♂️

As I walked past the Trump White House something new caught my eye.

Two trains crash at Bedford.

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: Soccer Fever Hits UK! Please like and share the latest report from #BrokenNews: youtu.be/TxuebnH-9xI?...

If you say “I support Palestine Action”, they might put you in jail. If you incite a racist riot, they put you on TV.

A wee group of angry balaclava and mask-wearing anti-immigration guys tried to stop the good people of Glasgow showing solidarity with migrants and standing up to racism and fascism. Well, the far right are far outnumbered... #RefugeesWelcome #MigrantsWelcome #NeighboursNotStrangers #Glasgow

WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her" "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads