rebecca~

I'm sooo incredibly excited to see people build things with this!! Thank you so much to @hayleigh.dev, I've never had so much fun and I think we built something really special here 💕

Rebecca somehow fitting everything I know about programming on a single slide

Being at a tech conference while all these CVEs drop has been wild

If you're at Code BEAM and are interested in Lustre at all, me and @hayleigh.dev got some pocket-sized MVU tutorials for you to take home!

If you're at Code BEAM and are interested in Lustre at all, me and @hayleigh.dev got some pocket-sized MVU tutorials for you to take home!

that feeling when you have a research question and someone literally published on your exact problem 3 days ago I'm not even disappointed this is amazing thank you

some of you people arent even listening to masayoshi takanaka's 1971 jazz fusion masterpiece The Rainbow Goblins right now

In C23 variables have pronouns and misgendering is undefined behavior. And no you can't just always use they, smartass. It literally won't compile

@becca.monster, Lustre Core Team, will speak about keeping big Lustre apps organized and maintainable at Code BEAM Europe 2026! Practical patterns for scaling Gleam frontends. 📅 21-22 Oct | Haarlem, NL | In-person & Virtual  https://codebeameurope.com/#register

i love being correct now if only my boss would agree 😔

Wait, what do you mean JavaScript is optional? WHAT DO YOU MEAN JAVASCRIPT IS OPTIONAL???

They proved a 3-ɛ lower bound on the r's in strawberry

all im saying is only one entry there is 100% admired

color-mix has been baseline since 3.5 years I feel old

how do i keep missing all the cool conferences 😭

nix causes this

Yeah so maaaaaybe dont use DigitalOcean omarchy.org/news/2026/09...

make bad art

im super excited for this one, i think it’ll be a light bulb moment for some of the really cool things lustre can do

this place is a lot more fun if we said nice things to each other

Very sad to see Rick get driven off of Bluesky by sharing a report of using Claude Code to do something cool and useful. The absolute vitriol towards software developers trying out LLMs—which are very good at writing code, mind you—is so tiresome.

WE BUILT THIS TITTY WE BUILT THIS TITTY ON ESTRADIOL

this is a very unpopular opinion but banning clients is so defeatist where's your ambition computers are incredibly fast, your website should basically only ever be bottlenecked by network or disk speeds 11tb/day is 135mb/s, that's a number achievable by a shell script on a single core

There's nothing to see here, it's just a browser running in your browser. 😅 https://developer.puter....

Me when I have no motivation to code: I have 1 billion ideas that could completely revolutionize the tech landscape forever Me when I have motivation to code: I have 2 ideas, both are stupid, one of them is theoretically impossible and the other is just rewriting a C library

32 btw

no no no you misheard me; when i said i have a degree in mathematics i meant a degree in girl math

Why are blue sky users always like ohh email, no I use homoskeeter, it's a post-quantum post-agi reimplementation in gleam that lets you send messages telepathically over atproto and you open the repo and it was made like 3 weeks ago and has about ~2000 active users

are you thrashing out? get your totally objective, absolutely accurate score now. thrashmeter.bisks.net somehow i'm at 82/100. anything below that is boring, tedious, you're just not getting bsky. anything above that is unhinged, deranged, you need to touch grass.

A* is merely regurgitating a path-like answer. The solution was already in its platonic form. It's impossible for any algorithm to produce new information.

At the end I had nothing to do with it and I'm thankful to @hayleigh.dev for organizing but I will still claim credit for getting the ball rolling 😌 Anyways see you there!

By 2022 Google Translate had been using transformer models for several years. By 2014 Facebook was using deep convolutional neural nets (DeepFave) for face detection. Literally the things you think were “before LLMs” are either basically indistinguishable from LLMs or their direct predecessors.

got a new thermal receipt printer? don't know what to do with it? try printing a live feed of the atproto firehose! you certainly won't regret printing a live feed of the atproto firehose

recovered from local-first FOMO just in time for software should work FOMO

french if it had a compiler

are there any gleam sympthatic orgs in london that might donate some space for a meetup next month 👀 what if we made it atproto flavoured 👁️👄👁️

what a time to be alive

we did it gang

You should all star this, mostly because I think it would be funny if the trending section was entirely Gleam projects

GLEAM TAKEOVER!!