ben b

The invincible airplane

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

SLUGGO’S TUESDAY

Oh? What ho! You would slay me with a greatsword this evening? Yet mine is up across the thistle cross variety. I say, I say, the house always wins … in the end? Unless I … upset the bargain … and play house with me neighbors … instead, perhaps … inside a meth house? Homodoxical-style? UwU?

Encore plus qu'une métaphore : le slogan de 2026.

“Have you checked the copy for the Enterprise display ad?” “Didn’t need to, it’s the same every week” [one day later] “Oh”

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched I remember absolutely nothing about the next two monster verse movies so this weekend will be a treat

PARADISE LOST - dashare.zone ADMIN

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website

Meanwhile in Mediterranean life.

Any time I see a noteworthy house listing, oh has @oldenoughtosay.com seen it yet? "Extensive entertainment facilities" indeed. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...

Sure, Jared Leto is a creep with multiple allegations to his name over the course of two decades, but you have to understand that he's also a mediocre actor who's a nightmare to work with and whose movies are critical flops that don't make money.

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

Every Episode Of Generic Animated Sitcom™

bottoms rise up

Prince : What if my dick was a sexy car? Producer: I like it but I think we need a song about something else Prince: What if my dick was a sexy hat?

SLUGGO’S BEATNIK THURSDAY

"tech companies are seizing the means of mental production to enrich a tiny power hungry minority" I needed this sentence yesterday when I was talking to my neighbors about Ai, it packs a punch

We should ban all social media for under-18s except for text based hobbyists forums (video games, cars, decorative topiary, etc.). It’s good to have the experience of being arbitrarily banned by a 35-year old basement dwelling moderator for posting a point by point refutation of their arguments

Oh hey. We were just talking about you in highbie group chat. Yeah the group chat for high follower count users. We were sending screenshots of—oh lowbies don’t have images in DMs? Huh. Well, what’s important is we all voted you be killed. Yeah Bluesky staff gives us power over life and death haha

they should make an ai doctor that gives you prescriptions for whatever you want and doesn't ask questions

in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor

#tech #data #security #privacy #safety #InfoSec #IT

We need a modern lemmings game and no Pikmin doesn't count

wow that's a lot of group chats i've already been invited to. if you haven't yet been invited to any group chats i bet it's because everyone secretly hates you

When I die for the love of god do not bury me in a Sonic themed casket. Just douse my corpse with gasoline and set it on fire in a mcdonalds parking lot or something.

a charity for skaters and surfers who don’t have health insurance called boarders without doctors

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums. Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

boxd.it/e9KAzV

NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY