Beth Boyle Machlan

when you got so much interspecies rizz that even the leopard seals gotta spill their tea to you:

you went to yale law school asshole

i wrote about billionaire heiress elizabeth koch's terrible personal essay www.patreon.com/raxkingisdea...

Daily reminder that people don’t have any sense and I am not allowed to hit anyone. In case you, too, could use a mantra.

MY DAUGHTER SYNERGIZES ACROSS MULTIPLE PLATFORMS TO DELIVER HIGH-QUALITY SOLUTIONS

Watching Brazil from USA and it must be amazing to live in an actual electoral democracy — where the candidate who gets the most votes wins.

Tangential to the Cheesecake Factory talk is that their workers are genuinely elite tier 1 operators in the food service industry. I have a friend who manages bars and restaurants and he will instantly hire anyone with Cheesecake Factory experience. They are like the Marines minus the war crimes

Disgusting behavior from an ex-president, refusing to defend the microwaved pasta bowls of the world-renowned Tummyache Factory.

Somehow, men still manage to astound me.

I really hope this means that the Dem establishment learned their lesson and are now going in guns blazing on “THEYRE WEIRD”

I'll hand it to Obama here, this is a great line

The eggs at the end of Big Night, no question. And I don’t even like eggs.

*stares in RAGBRAI*

“Catapult management could not be reached for comment, it remains unclear what will happen to the 16 frontlist titles across Catapult’s four imprints that are slated for spring 2027.” Shocked to learn that bored billionaires don’t answer the phone. www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

The premise of American foreign policy literally driving the leader of an allied country insane is honestly believable at this point.

Lmfao Dems +9 on transgender issues after hundreds of millions of dollars in attack ads. Get absolutely rolled x.com/PollTracker2...

I wonder if Jan CBS has read the Handbasket piece outing Tommy, yet?

Fossil-fueled drought is drying up Maine's groundwater, and the lame-duck Congress is planning to eviscerate the Clean Water Act and accelerate climate pollution with #BAAJA

I think it's very interesting that a betting site thinks it has a roll in the news cycle, and idea that has been reinforced by news outlets partnering with betting sites! At what point are the bets being offered attempting to become news themselves?

For folks in or near Brooklyn tonight! There is nowhere like the Brooklyn Public Library. There is no one like @chenjerai.bsky.social. And there are few things more Brooklyn than Howard Zinn. Come on through! www.bklynlibrary.org/calendar/dav...

When my kids were little, we went to a Halloween event described as a “bat show.” We assumed a bat show would have actual bats, or bat experts, or something bat-specific; instead it was just some stuffed bats. Now we call any event that doesn’t live up to expectations a “bat show.”

What you should know…. In the vast history of bigotry the bigots have never had a point. Bigots singular motivating force is their fear

Absolutely stunning that in the NYT’s latest major story on Elon Musk single-handedly trying to save the GOP there is NOT ONE WORD about how he is the world’s most vocal white supremacist and advocate of ethnic cleansing.

Q: You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides said they have not agreed to that TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said 'you agree.' That's why.

“There is no objective place.” —Anne Carson, The Paris Review, 2004

Not only no culture, but no *commons*. The dependency on the capitalist overlords will be complete, because you can’t ask for help or context from others when there is no common frame of reference. This has already happened in coding, the first space where they destroyed the commons we’d all built.

NYR EBUG rn

I suppose I should be grateful; it usually takes the Rangers at least until December to break my heart. Get well soon, Igor. I’m sorry.

I think he just wants it bc Obama got it.

Rachel Campos-Duffy claims Ukraine has killed "a million kids on the Russian side"

This is what happens at Spirit Halloween when you cut the humanities.

This @nyc.streetsblog.org story highlights horrifically and graphically many, many of the things wrong with the culture around traffic all over the world: nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/10/09/o... It is utterly disgusting that so many commenters seem to be blaming the child victims.

Melville’s editor checking in and touching base:

art lives

At last we have created the Wire Mother from the groundbreaking research study “Don’t Create The Wire Mother”

The new issue of @hammerandhope.bsky.social is excellent. Don't miss Lisa Armstrong on Memphis's occupation. hammerandhope.org/article/trum...