elon mush

“What do people with crippling gambling addictions believe is about to happen” is simply not useful information

i have 75 agents praying to send this guy to hell, effectively cancelling out his prayers

Remarkable. I don't know how to explain what journalism is to two of the largest media outlets in America. Journalism is not repeating an obvious, comical lie, then tacking on who said it at the end.

New depression just dropped www.livescience.com/health/sleep...

A dawning horror overtakes me as I realize that *I* have never disavowed the Muslim Brotherhood

Invest in silver? The thing Jesus was sold for

October 19: i'd like to report a murder

The year is 2029. Donald Trump has renamed all geographic locations in North America “America”. I drive my car down America Boulevard and hang a right on America St. There’s the address: 1776. The building next door has the same address. That’s just life in America City, USA.

when you can't remember what BDSM is called

i know i’m old but as a kid growing up in the ‘90s, we usually got somewhere between 12 and 28 surprises inside a typical box of caylus vs. foltyn

welcome to Hooter. would you like to see The Boob(tm)?

are AI coding tools capable of delivering useful work: verifiably yes is there actual real demand for AI coding tools: verifiably yes is that demand sufficient to support the economics: a lot of people would sure like to know!! is AI ontologically evil: to be determined by the RoboWars

there’s an uncomfortable nuance probably worth diving into about the ethics of using generative AI to ship code versus generate art assets versus clone a person’s voice versus push slop to the algorithms. I truly don’t know where the line is. it’s frustrating

Good morning

BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga.

ALPHA INFLUENCER (has rabies): i'm not "afraid" of water ok, it's not a phobia, understand? i refuse ok, unlike most people, to let water scare me. "but without water i'll die!" says who? Dasani? stop being Evian's bitch! see this? healthy male mouths naturally produce a nutritious, hydrating foam

the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”

Cat-shaped vessel from Peru (c. 200–700 CE) #MenWithCats

DnD character with a vendetta against rats because his backstory is that when he was an orphan a family picked a rat instead of him

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵

Babe 😭 (Genuinely, read this right now. It's excellent.)

They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

wow. the future rules

"why would I deceive you?"