☠️deadsized☠️

if its your first day on bluesky - i'm your dad now - you're doing great - keep your head up, champ

What I go by when I’m in the kitchen

OOHHHH BABY YEAHHH

630a is too early for football

👇(thank you again to @marlo.ooo for making me Aware of this)

Just got bit by a fuckin EARWIG?????

BadBottom remains closed?

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

Man that was a game holy shit!

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

Sorry those are my porno mags I forgot them on the top of my car when I left for work this morning

try this handy mnemonic, it’s so simple

damn getting some rain i hope it keeps up so i can fall asleep to it

(generating certs for my root CA) ok now let's do a silly one

I don't want to hear any whining about fixing certs from the information security types today. you chose to join the techno-priest caste, now shut up and perform the rites of exorcism

I do think it’s worth noting the political intersection here of the GOP on parental estrangement and defense of child abuse. This is increasingly explicit as a foundation of the GOP, rather than just being a part of the coalition via homeschooling, religious exemptions, etc.

Silicone and silicon are two different materials entirely. You learn something new every day! Anywho, if you’re in the market for some computer parts that smell a little weird let me know

cannot fucking believe steelers won that lol

I did a bumper sticker trade, look at this incredible bumper sticker

I’m not on the same side as anyone that throws trans people under the bus. Literally the least you can do is just shut the fuck up.

I agree this old dip shit shouldn’t have to pay his taxes, I think he should stop doing that! Let someone else buy his castle at a tax auction maybe they will appreciate what they have.

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

When a sweetie finds out there’s spreadsheets in sports

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

These are all one story

guess we're gonna need to reboot old yeller

No ISBNs in Canada for AI writing. This is a fantastic policy, and every country should do the same. www.canada.ca/en/library-a...

imagine whipping shitties in the tesla griftster and then you hit an American Road Pothole which physically motivates the 400-bar composite overwrapped pressure vessel behind your seat to hit the Yoinky Sploinky

i got a ufo looking antenna and mounted it where the dish used to be, now i have live tv piped into jellyfin which is actually pretty cool!

Breaking Scaramucci's record on Columbus Day Week?

is there a kalshi bet on how soon after the jumping tesla is released some finance guy drops a car on his toddler

There are so, so many verified diaries of white Union soldiers at the beginning of the war saying "I don't know about this, I condemn the deplorable violence" and then they get down there and see slavery with their own eyes and immediately go "John Brown was right we gotta kill these motherfuckers"

oh this freak is really campaigning for KA$H's job huh

lol

hoo boy this years covid+flu shots have me feeling like garbage

sure i'll try it

Damn I was in and out of the Kaiser vaccine clinic in like 6 minutes

Ah yes, taking notes on a criminal conspiracy, excellent work officers

oh no "Your Rovo credits allowance is running low" what the fuck am i gonna do