21st Century Delcoid Man

let’s get mamdani out there in a tan suit we can retvrn

even funnier if you see this and go “wait, Havertown?” like me

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

Sweet Jeebus Brazil has an election needle.

And an IMMEDIATE bump for another stupid penalty call.

“Tom Brady, disgusted by what he sees” is incredibly entertaining. Refs? Check 4th down play calling? Hoo boy

What a stupid game!

When someone warms up broccoli in the office microwave.

FURIOUS REF PERSONAL FOUL FLAG THROW FROM THE TURF

Huh, so it’s possible to do this?

How bad do you have to be to make a fan base yearn for Al Borges??

When Underwood is putting up massive stat lines at LSU or Oregon next year and UM is struggling to get 3 ypc with Beck rolling out the rhino on 3-and-13 I'm going to throw my phone through every screen in my house.

Beck catching fire from the broadcast booth

Did Gus get inside info on how Jyaire Hill's name is pronounced or he just hitting the "YAI-aire" cus he likes how it sounds

Fuck, that’s good.

When I try to move an embedded table a quarter of an inch in Microsoft Word

Nick Marsh didn’t know he stepped out of bounds, you say?

Just once I want to see the British Bake Off crew struggle with a sourdough starter.

motion to let attractive, empathetic, and charismatic Muslims run the whole country

as always: video was a mistake, text is the only safe way to interact with Online

after statehood we'll have to rename the airport after someone who isn't awful and while duke ellington is probably the most sensible pick i think "fugazi international" really rolls off the tongue

Every time I come across competitive badminton, I can’t help but think of Mary Carillo’s rant back during the Athens games. youtu.be/cZDn0U0w78k?...

Yeah, corporations suck.

stayed in an airbnb in colorado overlooking a mostly legal weed farm, the host offered me a mason jar of the stickiest icky i ever did see 10 years later in richmond i stayed at one that charged me like $150 for not taking the trash cans to the curb

“Plus…MARK”

When you introduce kids to music they immediately identify the Beatles and Whitney Houston as the best at it.

Real fuckin’ raunchy, just like you asked.

I still thank the DARE program for my interest in drugs when I was a teen

Enjoy the nightmares, sir.

Wemby explaining what he thinks is happening in Area X is a video I would greatly enjoy.

"Why would I deceive you?"

Oct 21st - Psychology professor, Dr Sean Maguire, met his nocturnally flatulent wife, missing game six of the 1975 World Series. 📽️📅 Good Will Hunting (1997)