Disco Alfredo

It's very funny that these guys choose to sit on bean bags and talk about ai bullshit instead of what normal people do on ketamine, which is listen to dj shadow and try some butt stuff

good pussy sounds like a roland tb-303

National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. It's actually adopted from a pagan fullback festival held around the time of the fall equinox

just said to my gf "she cheese on my cake till i factory" and she pointed a gun at me obamna has finally gone too far

still got 6 days left, october can always get weirder and worse

[the guy from the band Cake voice] we are posting our cringe we are having bruh moments

obama really despises non mutli-millionaires in the same way trump does the libs who defiantly eat at cava instead of The Factory have been predictably missing this analysis cheesecake factory actually fucks. entree portions are often two meals at decent price and quality compared to Bowl Places

So close! You are in France 💕

Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4yGkBNh 📷 Evan Vucci

blissfully unaware of who ethan klein is/was until about 10 minutes ago my theory about going back in time to kill justin timberlake before the super bowl halftime show so that youtube slows its assault on culture and decency remains

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

have to nut in my gf now so she can do crimes and get away with it apparently

regrettably the fake trans mailer that Texas Republicans are sending out to scare people actually kinda rocks

i hope they put this on my gravestone

if you dont know what php is you are allowed to go to heaven

Even my Quora recommendations are dooming.

Kamala 2028

who up petting they falcon

knew i wasnt the only person who did this

(studying the outlines for 6 hours): a guy was here

when im in a most predictable outcome challenge and my opponent is elon musk giving grok his credit card information:

"my brain was pickled by bodybuilding dot com forums" i say as i levitate, eyes black, lightning coming from palms

eagles suck go eagles

frantically googling "adam schefter net worth" and "does adam schefter experience joy" and "adam schefter deepest fears" love how completely useless the pundit class is across the board

if I'm ever sitting silently with a distant look in my eyes, this is the kinda shit happening in my head

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

There should be a political party that wants to stop this and punish the people doing this

2026 isn't "a weird time in history," we're living through the inevitable conclusion to doing everything wrong

the king of trash mountain has to rightfully pass through philly (politely nod to the o-line and theyll just let you) and then get immediately stomped by the bucs or something in the wild card as is tradition, and tradition is all we have left

the blood and soil guys are right to some extent. your heritage and birthright are being forcibly threatened by violent thugs. and that heritage and birthright is called a secular multicultural democracy with vague pretensions towards egalitarianism and lawful order

i wrote this article almost nine years ago about centering perpetrators in conversations about rape. NINE YEARS! really awesome.

Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts https://theonion.com/conversation-about-non-monogamy-chock-full-of-animal-facts/

this is actually the plot of the outer worlds 2