A Buick Level of Build Quality

Be advised: Language NSFW. Also, Hell yeah.

How the Hell did he catch that!?

This image is me excitedly saying to my wife that we just drove past a early 80s car in good condition.

there might be feelings better than having your kid snuggle up asleep on you but there is no feeling like it. I am a simple ape and probably you are too

It is not just that people need baseball, it is the type of baseball being played. The Brewers are making plans and executing them. They aren’t deterred by assaults or mistakes. They keep their eyes on the ball. They get in their opponents’ heads and make them crack. You might call it metaphor.

Now *this* is how you write a headline:

Don't tell me about the number of GOP politicians that denounce this. Because this is the same exact energy that he came into office on in 2016. Ride with your boy! Don't switch sides now! You loved this abuser energy when diesel was $2 a gallon and you could buy fertilizer.

Ok, so there's this guy, Jim ( @jgholmesburg.bsky.social ) and he's got the most hilarious header picture ... true too!

You know who I feel sorry for in Star Wars? Sebulba. Imagine you had a chance to kill baby Hitler, but WW2 happened because you came second in a NASCAR race.

Looks bad, runs good

There are very few phrases than make me want to punch someone more than “heritage American”. It’s not only racist, it’s stolen valor.

In this vein I find it helpful to remember Elizabeth Anderson's argument that the point of education is not to reward merit, but to create it.

My God, he really is Milo Minderbinder, isn't he?

It’s incredible what now happens in plain sight while the media fails to hold anyone accountable. We’ve reached the point where the satire is funny until you remember it’s describing reality.

I've been riding motorcycles since age 10 and it would take me a solid week to get thru this course on a bagger.

I know a lot of folks get on Bluesky to talk about the things that give them life and want to avoid politics. But, oh man, you folks got to watch this clip. I can't remember any politician giving an answer this good when faced with a disingenuous question like this.

Election interference is supposedly a crime.🤷🏿‍♂️ But in a racist enough country, no one even pretends that there's a real possibility that anyone will face any accountability for a conspiracy to intimidate Black voters in Detroit and steal their right to democracy.

Whoever was in charge of Citroën's Insta today deserves a prize:

Apparently the hot new rationalization in pissy right-wing creator circles as to why they're not as financially or culturally successful as they ought to be is that their IQs are all 30 points too high for the normies to understand their creations, and, oh, honey, I assure you, that's so not it

REJOICE, WE CONQUER!!! [blows head gasket, pulls to shoulder]

Some manufacturers took the 'bring retro stuff to the Paris Motor Show' memo more literally than others

I gotta get this on a shirt

My man looks like Stanley Kubrick dressed up as Velma for Halloween

once again, you're *supposed* to signal virtue, while also attempting to *possess* it.

Ford Transit Connect

one of my favorite things about tiny children is that it does not matter what their race, gender or culture is they all love Garbage Truck equally

When Dems talk about the Ilhan Omar situation, they need to stop using language that implies that Omar might have done anything wrong. Trump is not "investigating" Omar. They are trying to denaturalize and deport a sitting Congressmember by scrutinizing decades old paperwork from when she was a kid

Random thought that crossed my mind while waking up: Why aren't corn mazes called maize mazes?

Ladies and gentlemen, The Weekend.

Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.

things don’t have to make sense or be pragmatic when you have a wedge - the future is infinite, everything will be okay, after all: you drive a Lancia

QTP with your favourite Jedi! (wrong answers only)

Real eaters choose the fight 😌

[whiny Lebowski voice] This Loess Hills slander will not stand man. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loess_H...

Got it on the third try = ) www.playcardle.com

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

never the wrong time for this classic