Cafe Darkness

I’ve been saying this…..

Why do I feel bad for her

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

CBS does a free ad for Democratic Socialism👇🏽

Personally I love our lunatic president rat fucking the senate republicans time and time again. More, please

I could spot a former Real Housewife under complete sedation

Literally no one believes this

What makes this so hilarious is the right tries so hard to be cool and they’re just intrinsically not cool and they never will be.

I’ve got bad news about Milli Vanilli

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

did the Virginia Supreme Court stop Republicans from gerrymandering the piss out of VA state and congressional districts in 2012 without asking the voters at all? they did not

America in its flop era 🇺🇸

Is Virginia mapmogging Texas?

One of the worst things the current era has done is to make progressive people act like two wrongs make a right when a Democrat politician is caught in a scandal. “But Trump gets away with it” is not the flex you think it is.

men can’t understand what it’s like for women to see story after story after story of women being victims of sexual violence in a culture where it’s routine; what it’s like to live in a world that is fundamentally hostile to our existence. it’s a wonder we leave the fucking house, let alone thrive.

Someone sent me this.

Can he hit 70%? Does he have that dawg in him?

Well at least everything is getting dumber and worse

One thing all of these chuds have in common (beside Swiss cheese for brains) is their utter contempt and obsession with women. GO TO THERAPY.

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

Incredible these same companies are propping up the entire economy. These are the absolute dumbest times.

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

"Congratulations on sexually harassing your staff member into setting herself on fire!"

$31,000 deductible bro you might as well not have insurance at all

You’re laughing? The Supreme Court struck down Trump’s tariffs because only Congress can levy taxes and tariffs are taxes and you’re laughing?

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

What the actual fuck

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

To every Republican shocked by this I beg you to remember the NIXON ADMINISTRATION sued Trump for racial discrimination in housing in 1973. Do you know how racist you have to be for Nixon’s DOJ to sue you for racism?

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

I recorded this today, in Portland, Oregon, at a huge march to the ICE facility in SW. The crowd was full of cyclists who had ridden there in memory of Alex Pretti; members of several labor unions; and ordinary citizens of every age, including this little girl. So of course ICE deployed tear gas.

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

"Where did you get all that from?" Books, dude. Just books.

A lot more rich pedophiles out there than I originally thought and my bar was already so low you could step right over it.

Merry Christmas

The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.

The GOP is in fact the party of divorced middle aged men whose blue haired daughters hate them

I know it’s bad but it’s also deeply funny.