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Off to jail!

All Federal construction contracts require a 1 year guarantee!

The swamp thickens.

And now, he needs to come back and fix it. Free of charge.

wow.... a real SLIMEBALL !!!

& no doubt the thief didn't pay or took most of the $

😂🤣

Our tax dollars at work making rich folks richer with no actual return to the good of the nation

It never ends with this idiot if I were his physician, I would prescribe an immediate frontal lobotomy, a straight jacket, a cage, so he could press a button and get all the McDonald’s crap he wants. A shower, XXX L boxes of P pads for his bedding & a safety pin he can wrap around his waist. & a TV

its behind a paywall. As a senior, I can't afford paywalls.

I was about to ask if it was a real photo and not a pic from a Halloween party or something.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

All magas are straight up caracters from Wacky Races

My first thought was, "Was this photo taken at a Halloween party?"

So hamsom! When he’s done putting all that crap on and looks in the mirror, does he think, this is better??? Or he owns no mirrors?

That's exactly what I was thinking. He looks pretty shady.

Grab that phone and get me Clearwater Cleaners!

poor The Onion.. they can't even make up stuff dumber than this..

You can’t make this 💩 up.

Ta da!!

A little in the nose, don’t you think

Presumably created specifically for this job.

That name ranks up there Four Seasons Landscaping

What did Trump get?

There are federal laws against contracting with firms with federal criminal records. Just saying.

Totally not a pool guy and totally not corrupt as fuck

The mask is floating in the scum. Excellent metaphor for this administration. 👏

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Meanwhile, kids go hungry in America.

literally the swamp... how appropriate.

Trump really wanted it green...its the color of money

of course! it is never trump's fault

Grift, corruption!

Of course a Bravo housewife would know this guy… @queensofbravo.bsky.social

I know you are but, what am I?

I swear these people are all cartoon villains.

at least they live up to their name...

He looks like a used car salesman from one of those street corner lots with the flags flapping around and the inflatable wind guy

😂😂😂 you couldn't make it up, it's like an episode of VEEP

You can't make this stuff up, lol.

He’s with Kelly Dodd… the worst person from the Housewives of Orange County franchise. She’s vile just like him.

You’d think he could now afford better hair…..

I thought it was $14 million. You people can't make up your minds.

Is his companion paid hourly?

What's up with the algae eyebrows?

Oy - this image has got to be AI - right?

All I can do is giggle every time I think about this

Isn't that Paul Bearer from the WWE?

How can anyone think a guy with a face like that would be shady?

I dont know what's grosser. Him or the woman with him grinning.

He seems nice.

It's all one grift after another and his buddies just line up. As a Purchasing Manager I had to obtain a minimum of 3 quotes for services.

They are all fat stupid criminals, and somehow we just let them keep on criming.

Definitely A Criminal Enterprise and Dumb as fux

Exactly my initial thoughts too... 😂

Because even low-budget organized crime series know their subject matter well.

From the 1970's.

Because they are. Everyone of them.

Truly!!

MFer rolled right off the "Dick Tracy" soundstage.

And a hooker along side them.

Because most of Trump's associates are connected in someway or another to organized crime.

!!!!!!!! NE Ohio in the house!

You have to admit, he is straight from central casting!

Is that kelly Dodd🙄

I didn't even get to the shopping malls and car bombings! 🤯💣🚗💥🚨

Why do NONE of the elements of this picture surprise me?

its the ghost of Ralph kramden

The whole freaking world is a damned CARTOON

I thought the same reminded me of this David Lee Roth video

😂😂😂

My pleasure!

Dyed hair combo very doofuss doesn't know dick about water and sewer services.

Did he also get a 50% off MAL membership?

🙄..He even looks like a sleasebag...🤮

OMG! Was there a move called the Green Slime if not, this would be great start.

Would anyone expect something different. The Art of the Deal. Rob the treasury and end Social Security at every turn. Is there a refund if this guy is claiming$1.7 million Is this a bait & Switch or a Con. Take $14 million from the Treasury, the real cost was $1.7 million. Investigate, who is lying!

You beat me to it. Was going to suggest this is exactly what central casting would send if you asked for a corrupt, fat-cat Republican slime bag.

More and more like a bad Batman episode every day.

She’s a mess 🫣

Why is he out and about with Melania’s niece?

Wasn’t it $13 million? And is that John Goodman dressed as a Vegas gambler?

Even Shakespeare's like "Cool it with the metaphors. You're being WAY too on the nose."

Yep! He was another embarrassment from Ohio, on the same level of stupid as Gym Bag Jordan.

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This guy is absolutely going to be president

He reminds me of Boycie, the dodgy used car salesman, and general financial rogue from the UKs TV program "Only Fools and Horses" back in the 80s.

Drain the swamp!!

Wig or dye or both?

It’s like Nathan Lane and Captain Kangaroo had a baby that was born as an evil leisure suit.

Who me?

It's like they see some stooge and want to emulate his stoogery...

Algae Hiss

Is this actually the guy? Yes sir, black shoe polish used as hair dye really DOES make you look younger and more attractive.

That picture is a cliche from the 50’s isn’t it? Corpulent older man in an expensive but ugly suit with a giant oral fixation, arm tightly wrapped around the waist of a young, beautiful woman. That’s exactly the kind of donor/friend Trump would have.

Why should anyone be shocked? Birds (jailbirds) of a feather, flock together.

Ewwwwww

One thing is certain: He didn't spend any of that $1.7 million on a mirror.

Of course he'd give it to someone who has a spectacular comb over. Kindred spirits

Lock the mother effer up. Seize all his assets

Is that Kelly Dodd from #RHOC?!? 🤢

Cannot. Make. This. Up.

So mob-by. Those are his people.

Where did they find this Penguin mafia type?? Can’t even 1 thing (just 1) be fucking normal??? Or without some heavy underscoring scandal??? WTF?? STOP IT!!!!!!!!!