CaptDumplin

i was too hot, so i turned up the heat by 5 degrees. i could have turned it up by 10, you see, so i am cooler now, relative to if i had done that

Every Christian candidate for Congress should be asked if they disavow Timothy McVeigh.

Push notifications for billions by/for republicans:❌❌❌ Push notifications for a singular million used by a leftist: ✅✅✅

If any other country did this to an American they would’ve already been invaded

Is that a threat on her life??

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

The headline the day after a 1939 rally in Madison Square Garden.

Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months.

If your desire to win overrides your willingness to fight for everyone, to have any moral conviction, any moral consistency, then you’ve already fucking lost. It makes no difference when you become the thing you’re trying to defeat.

“He’s less likely to use minorities as pawns compared to a Republican.” He’s doing that exact thing right now. Your hatred of Republicans has blinded you to the fact that your preferred “team” is becoming more and more like Republicans.

"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."

it should be mentioned that the 2014 status quo for trans people still meant that we had suicide risks, unemployment numbers, life expectancy, poverty risk that were way worse than the average person, and somehow asking for this is seen as frivolous luxury and purity testing

a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever

Saying "Republicans are worse" is just a given. We *expect* more from Dems. The consultant class is forever chasing polls instead of changing them. When a fascist movement takes aim at a minority group, capitulating is just pathetic. People respect principles, not conceding to a moral panic

my dream is to one day see Sam Alito’s seat filled with the wokest rainbow-haired trans lesbian puppygirl imaginable

You’d think differently if there were democrats running on the Genocide for Insufferable Dorks platform.

Our society's unfathomable cruelty to homeless people is not just morally unjustifiable, but more expensive than housing people would be. Cruelty against the homeless is an unaffordable luxury. Abandoning homeless people to avoid offending the Protestant work ethic is an unaffordable luxury.

Pretend for a second that you had no preexisting opinion about Israel. Wouldn’t this, all on its own, still make you insanely pissed off at them? Here’s a foreign press arguing that their country is entitled to a debtor’s army comprised of our young people to go die in Iran. Enraging

These just isn’t a world any more that anyone can argue for Isreal like idk how to describe how evil this is, and any further attempt by democratics to keep friendly relations will be the death of the party.

what’s even the point of hakeem jefferies

Dems attempting the “don’t shoot yourself in the foot” challenge level:IMPOSSIBLE

I’m don’t with this app today holy moly so here’s a few things people need to remember: 1: you can want good things from politicians 2: you blame politicians when they fail 3: you can demand better Have a good day

“Women shouldn’t have a league because when men come in and cause a scene you women reacted, classic women”

God I thought I was yelling at bots on here but the guy blocked me YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THEY WERE REAL?!?!?

I think polio is bad and the vaccine for it is good.

Get ready to hear a lot of “Yeah, $1Trillion saved, 114K lives saved, but have you thought of the insurance job losses? Think about those poor job losses.” From both sides m.yale.edu/dmfs m.yale.edu/dmfs

Never argue with Kamala supporters. Horrible mistake.

Sometimes I think this website really did get the worst of twitter, then I remember that place is a pedo/fascist hellscape and remind myself to stay the course.

How does the mega corp I get fired from start their email firing me?…makes sense

Currently going mad viral on TikTok

300 billion to rebuild a country we took upon ourselves to destroy but GODFORBID we spend any on poor people at home

Pride

27 today and even closer to 30🫩

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

Solidarity with E. Jean Carroll and all survivors who face legal retaliation and criminal prosecution for speaking the truth. This is both remarkable and utterly unsurprising. Survivors have been jailed, retraumatized, harassed, and sued into silence for far too long.