Brian Dublin

I'm coming to understand why JD Vance's mom gave him up for opioids. I'm not saying it was right. But, I understand.

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Trump hires people who will tell him what he wants to hear, and what he wants to hear is the sound of his boots being licked - Rupar

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Yikes… local Georgia outlets in the tank fudging the graphs for @ossoff.bsky.social opponent Mike Collins🤔 (and Scoob-Doo😬)

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed https://theonion.com/we-need-to-take-trumps-rhetoric-seriously-but-not-literally-vs-have-that-guy-killed/

That substantial portions of the European and US Left struggle with the idea that it is possible to condemn criminal actions by the Israeli government while also condemning the vicious brutality of Hamas, Hezbollah and the Iranian regime continues to baffle me.

There can’t be a surprise ending for a story that has no stakes. The word they’re looking for here is “Arbitrary.”

“My son is perfect.” “Your son is already old.” “How old are you already?” “The sad children are there.” “You have to eat soup!” buff.ly/L8lbSMv

Genuinely, when you send someone to the United States Senate as submoronic, gibbering and ridiculous as Tommy Tuberville, your statehood should be suspended. At this point there should be 49 United States and the Alabama Territory. Followed by a second, more committed attempt at Reconstruction.

OMG. This is so up my alley it's hysterical.

After 50, they don't call it 'soiling the bed', it's just 'laundry day' -family member, 50

State of Georgia emailed the November election ballot yesterday. Two points: 1) The email referred to 'June election'. Embarrassing 2) The ballots have a QR code at the top. Doesn't seem very anonymous to me.....

“And the award for loudest chasm goes to… HOWLING VOID!” HOWLING VOID: [howls] The camera pans to Shrieking Abyss, just fucking glaring.

"These fringe upstarts are speaking unabashedly about our country’s crushing affordability crisis and utter lack of a social safety net. That’s the kind of frank, uncompromising honesty that scares independent voters away." buff.ly/tt1slzK

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Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."

Me: "You wanna go upstairs?" Him: "Oh yeah." Me: "Do you have protection?" Him: [startled] "Why, what's up there?"

Canadian Strait of Hormuz Every ocean going ship from the great lakes must pass through the Welland Canal

It’s comin’. It is comin’. FAST. Get To the rug— The good rug— NOW. buff.ly/H6eJilz

SSRIs have dangerous side effects and are too often prescribed without considering the following questions: - What are the long-term implications of a happy, chemically balanced society? - Are joyful women dangerous? - What’s wrong with benzos? When did everyone stop doing them?

The President has decided that in order to make ground beef cheaper, he will cut tariffs on ground beef. And I'm wondering if he could generalize from this one product to other products, and perhaps concede that tariffs raise prices on American consumers.

I've had some bad jobs, and some rough breakups. But, I've never had a 'please stay on this plane that is targeted for destruction' send off.

Joe Biden was walking around Kyiv, during wartime, while air raid sirens were going off. No need for catering trucks.

If you wanted to fly Donald Trump out on a different plane without advanced warning to protect him, that would be one thing. But to put others on what you believed to be a targeted plane served only one purpose: To propagate and maintain a lie to assuage a single man’s ego.

I remember watching this when it aired live in September, 1976, the Muppet Show's first season. I didn't know who Rita Moreno was, only that she was amazing. She won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program. Happy Sunday Funday! 🥵

Ohio Democrats want Republican Rep. Max Miller to show up at community events. They also don’t want kids around people on drugs. They need to make up their minds.

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Instead of scrapping its network of bomb shelters after the Cold War, Switzerland kept building them. The country has more than 370,000 nuclear bomb shelters. Some are now used to house migrants. n.pr/4xypQ1r

“Capital One—What’s in YOUR 350 wildly suspicious accounts?”

Trump's lawyers revived dormant lawsuits against Capital One for closing Trump Org accounts in 2021 for 'political reasons' This led to the bank stating that the accounts were closed due to activity indicative of money laundering. Nobody could tell POTUS 'hey, let's let this one go'?

Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.

What is crazy to me is that Operation Warp Speed—started during the first Trump Administration—was one of the most successful public private partnerships to develop a medical product and it led directly to the Covid Vaccine.

Is Fauci a genius? No. But: 1) Who was in charge of the virus response in 2020? 2) Why goes GOP bring this up now? 3) Did Fauci's recommendations differ from those of health dept in other countries? 4) The "1% mortality" that the GOP says they are comfortable with would be 3m dead (not 1.1m)

If Odysseus had just given his sailors testosterone injections, it wouldn’t have taken him 10 years to get home.

This is the most useful AI primer I've ever seen

😎🪴🌵 be kind

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.

Why trade smaller concessions with Iran for peace, when instead we could lose a war with them and make bigger concessions? I hope you learned your lesson Iran! There's plenty more concessions where those came from! -Jon Stewart

The Reflecting Pool. Budva, Montenegro.

Corporations: "We invented a robot that drinks water!" Everyone: "What? Why would you do th-" Corporations: "All of the water actually!" Everyone:.... Corporations:... Everyone:... Corporations: "Also your taxes are going up!"

First you create a problem. Make a lot of money. Solve the problem. Make a lot of money. Say problem not actually solved. Make a lot of money. Say that the problem was actually solved by you. Make a lot of money. Something something Art of the Deal. Make a lot of money. Create another problem.......

"So I get to take the blame for our country’s tanked economy While fighting for my basic rights and bodily autonomy In short, I’m fucked in matters from the vital to the trivial I am the very model of a modern-age millennial..."