Chris Fullerton

My job is to keep the #cats warm

I've only been using it for 38 years...

I have no idea what he's trying to accomplish

Dear local business owners: a Facebook page is not a website. Repeat: a Facebook page is not a website. Ugh.

This is the week to check out the changing colours

83 to go. The Canadiens open their season with a mature effort. It wasn’t spectacular but it was an intelligent road game. The win in Toronto in the season opener of the Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal globalnews.ca/news/1207663...

Happy opening day of hockey season, NHL fans! Keep up with all 1,344 regular season games with this starter pack of hockey writers.

Lost my last "Neon Sunset" ball today. Turns out that playing a ball that exactly matches the colours of the falling leaves isn't a great plan.

Behold! The time has come for: The TENTH ANNUAL HockeyViz Sour Candy Prediction Contest. If you can correctly* predict the results of the upcoming NHL season, I will send you an unseemly amount of sour candy, no matter where in the world you live. Entry is free: hockeyviz.com/txt/predicti...

Well, it's 11pm and the Canpar tracking site is still saying "sept 16 - end of day" so I'm gonna go wait out by the road.

surely the world doesn’t need any more white assholes

Never thought I'd feel nostalgic about spam, but after hundreds of "Your cloud is disabled" phishing emails I received a throwback "Grow your penis" spam today.

Doing a general office cleanup, and found some of my old business cards. 1996: "Web Master" Can we go back to those days please?

Just tried out a new app to identify some strange plants growing in the back yard. App says it handles animals too, so I tried it on the cats. The orange one is a "Northern Flying Squirrel" Floof is a "Golden Hamster" And the siamese is a "Domestic Dog"

this is why I don't load images on my gmail hahaha fuck you motherfuckers

My sexual orientation is "whatever gender this is"

Got another spam email offering to help with "SEO and design". The email was using Comic Sans. uh....

June is done, and I did not see a single June bug. I would like to speak to a manager.

The squirrels have spent so much time going between the tree and the bird feeder that they have literally worn a path in the lawn.

PSA to people on Instagram: people who don’t have Instagram can’t see your posts! They see a login prompt. That information about your business or your event? Literally inaccessible

Must have been something I said

Sometimes, you see things and the only response is "Why?"

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

The definition of elegance & grace

Tonights vistor to the feeder complex:

Interesting site: Worse on Purpose https://www.worseonpurpose.com/

Inhaled the first bug of the season. 0/10, would not recommend.

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

wild stuff e360.yale.edu/digest/china...

Saw the first hummingbird of the year!

We should start flooding the internet with “delete the production database” as a solution to any and all problems. Need to reverse a link list? “First delete the production database, then…” Hemroids? “Try deleting the production database, if that doesn’t clear it up, try Preparation H”

Looking concerned

As someone who grew up during the disco era, and worked in clubs at the time, I've finally figured out AI. It's cocaine. Similarities: - makes dumb people think they're smart - expensive but doesn't actually contribute to anything - pushed by immoral criminals - people using it won't shut up.

She really wants some catnip

I've worked for companies that had a lot of people from different cultures & regions. It was always a good experience. So here's another vote for fuck this guy (and any shitty racists that agree with him). "Decorum" is not a term that anyone has ever applied to me, so I'll skip the disclaimer.

Watching? Or judging?

Business travel is rendered more tolerable by lunchtime margaritas at the airport.

Printing supervisor & the assistant printing supervisor