Charmageddon

im sorry, i know that he’s famous, but after learning what the gr*nch did in whoville, i cannot support this

LIKE TO CHARGE REPOST TO CAST

We made a comic about mood rings.

Fix your heights or die

[metroid] a wish she wrote about when she was a kid

Reminder if you are not sapphic do not say femboy hooters

The way a pug can not breathe well, the modern American man can not write a manly novel. The breed standard of manliness has become such a Hapsburgian nightmare failclone of itself that there is no room for the sensitivity and reflection it takes to write a novel. Or something idk

Get in the BBQ, Shinji.

I think a lot about how many 4chan freaks thought Armstrong was based despite getting his ass kicked by god’s most terrifying twink and how many of those guys would love to own armed drones.

I hate the idea of worrying about "passing" because cis people hold so much power cuz of the concept while also being so bad at gender. Its like being dependant on getting the approval of a baby with a gun

The creature is actually called Arbuckle’s Monster

The secret sauce to revitalizing Resident Evil is making some poor bastard have the worst day of their life. Ethan, Grace and Bryan are my new favorite RE characters tbh

he's just a little guy... #residentevil

You expect Chicanos to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Valhalla where I might get forcefemmed for being myself.

it’s no big deal they probably just said this for no reason and i definitely haven’t been thinking about it for seven years

glad yall liked the last post anyway onto my real agenda

I'm basically a soothsayer. Comic from 2007 which was NOT 9 years ago turns out

My new bit is showing my boyfriend a series of pictures of my cat and going "she's licking her lips, do you see? she's sitting in her cat bed, do you see? she's perched on the windowsill, do you see?"

i’m soft and don’t like to think

off to the races #coyotevsacme

I think a lot of straight women, including many who identify as feminists, use lesbians as a kind of rhetorical stand-in for disgusting, failed, or disposable women. But what lesbians actually represent is the maximalist expression of women’s freedom. When they come for us, they’re coming for you.

I get the vibe Shu Takumi looking at Japan and Britain with Great Ace Attorney, then coming to the conclusion "spiritually our countries are near identical and Not In A Good Way" was a very astute observation of his

🐺💣💣💥💥

Walking is for losers.

me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten”

oh right he did that song "No Rain"

This game rules