Chris Blackton

They want you to stop fighting back. They want you to silence yourself. They want you to ignore injustice. They want you to blame others. They want you to lose hope. They want you to be afraid. They want you to give up. They want you to obey. Don't.

Shoot

If Trump won 2020 who would be POTUS right now?

I cannot stress to you enough how there were entire news cycles in 2024, driven entirely by Republicans, about how Democrats were trying to take away your cheeseburgers.

remembering there’s another world series game without the dodgers tonight

Sweet.

If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus. www.joemygod.com/2026/10/colo...

Amazing

Have the last 2 years been “amazing” for you and your family?

An 87yo in WI charged 17,766 times for $77k. An 89yo in D.C. charged 26,456 times for $429k. A 76yo in CA charged 27,236 times for $578k. There are thousands of examples like these. Republicans are even worse. We shouldn't have to protect our elderly parents from this.

Herd immunity sure was nice while it lasted

Wow! Vivek Ramaswamy’s first public appearance today did NOT go well. The asshole deserves this… and more like it.

John McCain is powering a fusion reactor in his grave

It’s taking a long time for people to wake up to the fact that these platforms are not public forums but privately owned companies with terrible agendas and total control. If you lay down with these dogs…

Trump: "Jon Ossoff has spent more money on makeup -- and by the way I wear very little and I do it myself. Yaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. Because if you don't put a little on, you look a little bit like a dead person. I don't want to look that way. But he goes full bore."

AI shouldn't be able to fire you, fire a weapon, or deny you healthcare.

The owner of X is almost single-handedly funding the Republican midterm election campaigns. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.

"wHy aRe yOu sTill pRotEstiNg aT tEsLa eLon iS dOnE wiTh pOlitiCs" www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/7a210b0...

From earlier today - all the confidence of a woman whose badge still worked ten minutes ago.

A new crown jewel for Kansas City is taking shape.

In the future, everyone will be White House Press Secretary for five days.

Fuck yeah Brewers!!!

Sweeeeeeet....

My heart is completely broken for the children, families, teachers, and entire Silver Rail Elementary community in Bend, Oregon today. Elementary school should be about jungle gyms, math class, and making new friends—not learning where to hide from a shooter.

Your occasional reminder that polls don't mean shit, you have to show up and vote, preferably early and in person if you can

Show me more sad dodger fans pls

We are Beyond The Onion now

BREAKING: A complaint has been filed with the California Bar against White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia, citing Popular Information’s reporting, for “the Unauthorized Practice of Law and for Holding Herself Out as Entitled to Practice Law.”

I really hope we wake up on Nov 4 to this guy being the Senator-Elect from Mississippi

Yet another issue where the only reasonable position is "everybody goes to jail." Anything less is incompatible with the rule of law.

Healthy people subsidize sick people but you already know that bc that's not what this is about this is designed to break the system entirely and that's the point.

Justices are having a hard time going from Blockbuster to Facebook... BUT I BET THEY WOULDN'T if this case was about pornography instead of sports. If PornHub was telling LinkedIn people's search histories, I'd bet they'd fucking get it.

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

Do you mean to tell me that those commercials about how benevolent Starlink is might be slightly misleading?

The Portland DSA voter guide is out! portlanddsa.org/our-voter-gu...

No, no.... Dig up stupid!

When does the federal raid on Kimberly Guilfoyle happen?

I’d go to that movie.

Tied at negative 7 each

Fair catch? What's that?

So he's not running then

i genuinely want nothing more in the world than to see ossoff eviscerate vance on a debate stage