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Dudes skin is so thin it’s actually hazardous for him to be out there without his shirt on

When you see your alma mater’s record

Whether it's Donald Trump nominating a coke-addled, grifting, bribe-seeking would-be family member who filled her ambassador's residence with gaudy portraits of herself or Bill Clinton nominating a gay man, both presidents drew condemnation of their ambassador nominees.

Donald Trump has destroyed the economy, helped Vladimir Putin murder thousands of Ukrainians, lost a war to Iran, and ushered in a new era of unprecedented corruption. But one of the kids on Odd Squad looks gender-fluid to me. I have never felt more politically homeless.

At the start of the 4th round? Sure

question for brooks: what if they are, literally, nazis?

Amid ballooning inflation and corruption, it's getting harder and harder to find MAGA diehards in the diners of Trump country. But after much effort, we did. Here are their personal stories, their opinions, and what Democrats must do to understand them.

It's a fitting tribute to Mike Ditka's coaching career, it's just that Chicagoans don't want to admit it

CyberTruck owners:

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.

Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴

Sometimes you can’t predict the future, and other times you see with blinding clarity that Rahm will bomb in the first debate, say 10 dumb things about reaching across the aisle, poll at one percent, get dunked on relentlessly, drop out, and run for senate as a centrist Republican.

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

tired: throwing a deep shot because the opponent went offsides and you know you have a free play wired: targeting the QB because the offense committed holding and you know it offsets

Go on. Keep proving the point of the documentary, fellas.

Trump stank destroying ABC's audio lmao

audio interference while they are talking about audio interference because the president wanted to go to a college football game. perfect

incredible metaphor for the broadcast to go immediately from “we’re told the president should not impact headset communications” to “ABC’s audio sounds like an emergency broadcast from 1936”

LOL -- The White House pool is boycotting Trump, but Real America's Voice is trying to fill in the gap. Unfortunately they haven't yet figured out how microphones work so Trump is still yelling into the void.

Agree! Seems like we should do everything we can to stop media companies from being controlled by his cronies!

finally somewhere to put the Clemson-South Carolina game this year

🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah

Lotta unforced errors in this dude’s game

Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.

This is what she does on Sunday nights now

This game is on Matt LaFleur. Period. This OL wasn’t prepared. He played WAY too conservative on early downs and off quick changes. They should have buried this team and they’re going to lose just like they did in the playoffs.

Offensive lines matter it turns out

This drive has been an absolute joke from the officials. Packers off the field twice and the refs called some bullshit. Horrible officiating.

I will continue to tank my own economy unless my own people cause a massive inflationary spike that tanks the economy.

IT'S A FUMBLE!!!

bluesky you cannot keep having your video service crash during football weekends

ESPN had Ted Cruz on 'College GameDay' in a conversation with Rece Davis for nearly 10 minutes. Cruz was heavily booed by the crowd -- and heard "Ted, you suck!" chants -- in Austin.

StiCk tO SpOrtS

If Mike Vrabel was this risk-averse at all times, he wouldn't have needed marriage counseling

You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.

huh you’d think he’d have mentioned this during the phone interview he did that day with a local news station, when he said he watched the towers fall from trump tower and then bragged like a fucking psycho that another building of his was now the tallest building in the manhattan skyline

FUCKING INCREDIBLE, KANSAS

Coyote vs Acme 10/10 nine stars perfection

Florida State to the stadium lights:

JD VANCE: well hello, sexy. come here often?

first you criticize the 49ers for practicing next to electricity. then you criticize FSU for trying to play without electricity. pick a side

Everyone in these pictures thought they won

Bari Weiss Bryce Underwood 🤝 people Larry Ellison paid a lot of money to run the show at historically successful programs who may not be qualified for the job

Do you remember how there used to be lead and asbestos in everything and companies would _brag_ about their lead and asbestos, you were a sucker if you didn't have asbestos in your walls and lead in your paint, lead and asbestos was the future, baby.