💚 Cutie Pie Kermit 💚

hate those animals. fuck em. im a grown ass man.

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

got into it with this guy myself

“charlene tries to kill piglet out of revenge” LMAOOOO

If a Dem loses a close race in one of those GOP-run states, I don’t wsnt to see thrm just concede. Bring on the lawyers and challenge it. You know they’re cheating.

When white nationalist are a part of your voting base

I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.

transgender for everybody and a muscle mommy in every home, vote julia 2028 twitch.tv/upandoutcomic

*me returning to BlueSky after a months long spiral into depression and anxiety* “Sorry. Got caught up in the bit.”

I don’t trust the mainstream media, but I feel like the primary alternate model, getting the news from the posts of a 14 year-old Romanian schizophrenic shitposter named “G00n3R the Swamp Pervert,” is not necessarily a superior alternative.

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

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you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.

mmygod

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

the prophecy *kill bill sirens*

“it’s MY breakdown so IM the one who picks the playlist!”

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

IS THAT THE IRON LUNG OF 87!?!?

get it right

There is something sad about someone who WANTS to be a Nazi collaborator. They don’t even want to be the Gestapo, just snitch. Just a black hole for a soul.

This was just me making this comparison yesterday, but today the Korean news is calling Minnesota "America's Gwangju" and have human rights lawyers explaining how America is now living through the dictatorship Korea once had.

hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading

US government rn

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

Thank God we just passed another bill to give $10 billion to these fucking thugs. Could you imagine what would have happened if we hadn’t?!?

CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/

This was the point in the bus thread where I started to wonder if it was a metaphor for this present moment in time.

tony stark if he used his visor for important shit like My chemical romance Animatics

the EU could collapse the American entertainment industry by simply withholding the Skarsgards until Trump is deposed

It's the Karen presidency. Everything going on is because one dumb old asshole didn't get his way and now it's everyone's problem