Tony K

Trump would die on the spot if Melania won The Nobel Peace Prize next year.

Will Pepperdine be putting this in an email blast to alumni?

A power play goal for the Sabres? In this economy?

Seriously, they're not even trying to hide it now.

If the Bills go down multiple WR's, can just go with all TE's or something?

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Remember, this is what he wants to do to literally everyone, but only has the guts to do to a woman. I am not sure which he has more of, misogyny or cowardice.

Trump really doesn't know what he's messing with here.

Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real

Well...at least it's probably not the worst thing he's ever done to a group of children.

No, Casey, hear me out. You're going to become the 4th pick in the 2026 draft and more for the Sabres.

Please meet the newest member of our canine family, Dahlin. (My wife would not let me name a female puppy Rasmus.) Dahlin is a 9 week old Cavapoo. Hoping for multiple Stanley Cups and/or Super Bowls in her future.

It's time for overtime playoff hockey which calls for an iconic Jon Bois tweet

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Imagine being an NHL team that hasn't already qualified for the playoffs?

Don't muddy up their grievance with pesky facts.

It was called the Iran nuclear deal. You threw it out because it was negotiated by a black president.

I guess given the available options “pretend the regime has changed, declare victory and leave with the regime intact and in control of its uranium stockpile and the strait” is better than “try to escalate, forcibly change the regime, and seize both” but it certainly emphasizes how stupid this was.

The most plausible explanation for the negotiations…so far.

that feels like something you say when you're wearing a wire

Yes. Everyone is welcome. I don't care if the earth tips on its axis from the bandwagon overflow, everyone's welcome. I will haul you up by the cuffs of your jacket to make sure you're safely aboard. If someone makes you feel less than amazing for liking what the Sabres are doing, they're dumb.

Great, now do this for the Epstein files.

Trump almost watched the Turning Point halftime show but switched it back when he realized it was Kid Rock and not an actual kid.

Hmm, that sounds like something a company that was just like Enron would say.

Hear me out: 51 year mortgages.

BREAKING: Jordon Hudson has dumped Bill Belichick for Kirk Ferentz

Does she know that there is no Nobel Prize for being a dumbass?

We were spared the embarrassment.

I remain fascinated by the phenomenon of people who are loudly and proudly low social trust *except* when faced with an extremely obvious con

tech bros are like “look at this ai treadmill we designed to teach babies how to walk” and it’s like we already have the ground and outside

I would be willing to fuck up everything for like half that amount.

Cats really couldn't do any worse.

Just put a couple of MAGA hats on them and it's spot on. Perfectly encapsulates the short-sighted morons we live with.

I get that Trump thinks that FNC hosts are some kind of authorities, but does he have to nominate the alcoholics first?

Trump continually hiring from his TV favorites, like a 5 year old staffing up with muppets.

With great inherited wealth often comes great stupidity.

Andy didn’t need all those toys in Toy Story. He could have had exactly two dolls, Buzz and Woody, and played with them in an empty room that was just a barren concrete cube

OMG I FIGURED IT OUT UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY? STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU

So... Each pill would kill 5 to to 10 people???

‘I can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist’ ~ Pedro Pascal