Ferrix Colliery Band Principal Tuba

a kid, probably 4th or 5th grade, at the elementary school playground fell down while playing tag and cried and I was about to get up and help him and his friends gathered around and he leapt up and tagged all of them and ran off

everyone knows Hadley Wickham is a force for evil

LET THE PUPPER WRESTLE

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Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.

Yes YES The tiger is out

Saw Alpine Symphony at Ravinia last night, and right at the moment when the climbers hit the summit the Metra arrived at the station and you could hear the bells. Absolutely sublime.

starting to get pumped about seeing Alpine Symphony at Ravinnia on Thursday

Der Waldraum, unendliche Weiten: USS Schwammerl dringt in Gehölze vor, die nie ein Mensch zuvor gesehen hat.

Chicago Lock [Lmz741 Co, IL] Mesonet reports Seiche at 27 Jul, 6:10 PM CDT -- River gauge on Lake Michigan at Chicago Lock reported multiple water level fluctuations up to 2.7 feet... at Tue, 28 Jul 2026 01:35:46 +0000 via IEMbot Additional Details Here.

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DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.

Ok, I'm a fan of Haaland now after that smack he gives the 2nd kid

Chat: should I bike to all 82 branches and print out that skeet. Printing it at the new Obama CPL branch library would be perfection.

Out on a run and came across a couple having a break up. The woman yelled that the guy cared more about “his YouTube videos” than her. Fully expected it to be some Andrew Tate shit until he sheepishly said “trains mean so much to me but you’ve never understood that”

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an English Muffin

wemby emitting a deep pulsing noise and golden glow

My 4 year old at dinner: what is a smithereen? Me: It's like a crumb, a little piece. My 6 year old later, at dessert: Can I have a smithereen of your cookie?

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Doing some work to keep ND out of the top 10, giving 10$ to Jet ski Police Academy for every yard Jeremiyah Love had against the Canes @jkmiami89.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social. Join us in spite and push the great Satan down the board!

Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn

i’m working on developing a birria consommé energy drink

What does lake forever *not* mean?

chicago textile artist moira quinn made a rug version of this map and it’s the coolest thing ever

Pleased to report that this book still rocks an elementary school kid's world

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel

did Gary Larson draw this

Spotted on walk:

Carl Nielsen is lowkey goated

run it! run the ball Shannon!

I met Da Coacho. Canes by 100.

nightmare blunt rotation

Dudes Rock

Carl Nielsen is lowkey goated