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Greatest American Hero

Exactly one year ago today:

Always Sunny is basically Seinfeld but every one is a morally bankrupt drunk and a selfish sociopath.

I have a joke about Tom and Indian food but it's too spicy for bsky.

On my desk today: a piece of 1970s counter culture.

I am educating my brother about Hoopla and Libby. He wanted me to help him buy him an audiobook on Spotify and I said, "But, WAIT! Do you have a library card? Cause, that audiobook you want to listen to? The library has the whole series! For freeeeeee!!!"

A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The worst defensive snap of 2025 - Two DL go after Hurts, which leaves an enormous cutback lane for Saquon - Kinlaw stops to complain about a holding call in midplay after Saquon runs past - Four different Commanders try and fail to tackle Saquon one after the other like villains in a kung fu movie

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

logging onto limewire under dark of night to download 60 minutes

and since he really does have a quote for everything, in the wise words of Sir Terry Pratchett: “Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.”

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

NFL: We don’t really like this play you run. Eagles: Suck it

Who throws a shoe? Honestly!

Ok, I’m ready to call bullshit on this metric. The frequency with which a team achieves the 99.x% win probability and then loses seems to be way more than 1 in a hundred. Maybe it’s confirmation bias at work but more and more it seems like a bullshit stat.

The only person at that dinner unwilling to fellate President Trump was Melania.

I’m sitting outside by my backyard fire. Watching over a campout for 7 6th graders and 5 4th graders. “If this isn’t nice, what is?” - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

This turtle is living their best life

Here's some good news: Catelin Drey won a special election this week to flip a seat blue in the Iowa Senate and break Republicans' supermajority.

Sarah Stevens has been a leader on the war on women’s healthcare access in NC for over a decade. She cannot join our state supreme court. This is about the 2026 election.This story’s from 2013: www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbn...

As someone who worked in anti-spam in the early 2000s it terrifies me that these people are dealing with the same shit but way worse.

one of the most interesting sides of working at a well sized social media company is getting to see the Other Side of the internet. it’s not a pretty place.

Saving Private Grok

I will pay a journalist $100 if they manage to get an answer from Trump on whether there's a danger in his levying further tariffs on Wakanda if they don't begin fairly trading vibranium with the US.

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

He doesn’t say it didn’t happen. He smears the source but never actually says the source was lying.

Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!

Vance uses the ski school line to cut the lift line!

Vance, the couch, Rubio’s barely contained disgust…the perfect joke looking us right in the face.

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Some people are like slinkies. They're effectively useless but it still brings a smile to your face to watch them tumble down the stairs.

The scary thing here is that there have been zero arguments that this is untrue. All the spin is why this is totally fine and everyone is overreacting

This is kind of wild. In the 14 seasons with Andy Reid, the Eagles had a .583 winning percentage and made the Super Bowl once. In the 12 seasons since, the Eagles have a .599 winning percentage and have made the Super Bowl three times.

RFK is the dude you send to put out the kitchen grease fire and the first thing he does is throw a bucket of water on it.

If everyone is going to become an aviation disaster expert can you at least read up on "normalization of deviance" and "risk homeostasis" first? And no, that's not some right wing bullshit about alternative lifestyles. Bill Booth - "I made skydiving rigs safer, people started pulling lower"

The Eagles trying to become the first franchise to go 1-1 against both Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes in Super Bowls

If the People of Philadelphia weren’t combative assholes, we’d all be speaking with a British accent. Be grateful.

My most boomer take is that ceiling fans and lights should have physical stuck in the wall switches and not remotes. Whoever decided that should be the standard was an asshole.