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People used to get online famous by saying like, “Uhh yeah, I love making my HOT BEAN JUICE every single morning!!!” But now you have to say like, the Monopoly Man fucked my ass

I do not know how many people I had to ask to finally find my way to S— Street, which is indicated on no map of the major metropolis in which I spent those inquiring months, but now that I have been there and seen for myself what dwells among their trashcans, I do not believe I shall return.

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amazing. some real curveballs in here

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I’d say yes

further enshittification of the internet, this somehow went into my spam despite the invite only being good for tonight so i almost completely missed it

If we all work together, we can lift this disc. a beautiful thought

Threads check

I was looking for a clean version of this line for years

Hey man. Just wanted to check in about your Orbs. Yeah just wondering about the challenges of them really. Because like I know the look of your Orbs changed recently. And that can result in new challenges. But, "when the Orbs are easier to track, they're easier to earn." Churchill I think said that

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now THAT's a fucking menu

he’s not just spider man… he’s the man who spidered up.

i love therapy but i wish it was 2 1/2 hours. im used to having 2 1/2 hours at least to talk about stuff.

we've identified another vulnerability leak. now hackers on the dark web have identified your bad knee and that weird thing your shoulder does if you sleep on it wrong. there's no patch available for this, they're now just keenly aware you feel like your career has stalled out

My boy must be looked at by you to see how he was massacred by them

I reviewed House of Leaves. www.instagram.com/reel/DevHb_F...

Conflating Jews with Israel is antisemitism but also it’s antisemitism to NOT conflate Jews with Israel

what’s cool about freelancing is that you can work constantly and still make very little money

Found these album covers I made for ACNH years ago. Please enjoy

their barbarous appdata vs our beloved program files

that viral movie trivia thread didn't do a lot for me because i already chose to learn most of those factoids at the expense of ever learning math or science

the got mommy size. they sexualized mommy size.

oh, i get it. it's a gully with ferns in it

plugging second monitor in to home desktop: the weekend is upon us. good times are back forever plugging second monitor in to work laptop: the yoke of tyranny weighs heavily upon my cursed shoulders. the long dark midnight of the soul is here.

The invincible airplane

send this article to the wealthy 3-2 cousins in your life

*notices the time* oh shit, I've got a date tonight! *heads to constantinople*

Mosa Lina is three years old today! store.steampowered.com/app/2477090/...

Got this one recently

My favorite summary of Phillip K. Dick is from the BBC arena documentary about him where they interview a guy at a pet store who is like “Phillip K. Dick was so poor he ate horse meat here” and then Thomas Disch chimes in to talk about what a self-mythologizing drama queen he was.

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The "AI slavery?" discourse today reminded me of this

Happy Dog Carcass in Alley Day to all who celebrate.

i forgot to add two C-3POs walking their dogs to this video, which is also an important part of the episode's content