dave doing dave things

Why is this Nazi shit allowed on this site? @safety.bsky.app

“I told you once that I was searching for the nature of evil. I think I’ve come close to defining it: a lack of empathy.... Evil, I think, is the absence of empathy.” — Dr. Gustave Gilbert, U.S. Military Chief Psychologist in the Nuremberg Trials, Nuremberg Diary

Tried to buy weed today and the dispensary was closed with a notice saying its license was suspended. Turns out one of the owners hired someone to kill the other owner, and this is a big no-no with the licensing board.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Q: Will you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood? El-Sayed: Yes. Why are you asking the question? Do you assume that I wouldn’t? Q: Yes, because I have not heard you disavow them yet. El-Sayed: Have you disavowed them? I have not heard you disavow them yet.

couple blocks from U of Illinois campus, wasn’t prepared for the inside. 95 percent sure this is Bret Bielema’s house. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

I wolde smyte my lord out on thre piches. Slider withoute. He feleth as he were drenchid. Curveball in the erthe, of cours he chaseth it. Ladybird y-souk, sle thy-self. And bang 97 withinne corner. Thou art out. Thou were alweyes out. Thou hast be out sith the day that thou were born.

what the FUCK is happening here

It turns out this Sunday had even more dumb football in store for us:

Just found a pube that is perfectly shaped like the outline of New Jersey. I will be posting it on Facebook Marketplace for $1000. Serious offers only.

To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...

@darthbluesky.bsky.social !

Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Trump has made 28,700 stock/securities trades since returning to office - more than all of congress combined. Note that he is pushing for a stock-trading ban for lawmakers that wouod exclude him www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy

It's always a good time to share this.

“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy, howdy, howdy!”

that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.

Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

The legendary Crash in the Desert, 1984: NASA and the FAA slammed a remotely-controlled Boeing 720 into the Mojave to test a fire-preventing fuel additive. The plane touched down askew, a runway post tore into the fuselage, and spilled fuel caught fire anyway.

😦

I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

Lmaooo

Trade xkcd.com/3290/

lmao

Really hate this performative "youse" people use to appear more like large hired goons

Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying

Linux turns 35 today. Here's your cake. Enjoy.

first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this

💥 ICE drag mom & teen daughter out of hospital room—in middle of being treated after car accident. Still wearing hospital gowns. Both victims of car collusion, with asylum case pending in good standing & valid work permit. Grace Calero 39, & Giulianna Carriel 19, from Ecuador.