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Rami Islami Salami in the house

Let's now go to our Italian game dev, Rami Salami

Lmao

was reading the article preview and was like...it looks fine to me and then after that saw the caption and audibly gasped LOL

This is your name now

Great drag king name.

that's his Italian cousin

thats the next step in his name evolution

Stooooppp

new rap name just dropped

holy shit

Welp, now I checked the replies and there are *many* jokes with salami. 💀

“Yeah can I get a foot long Islami sub please?”

I like that it rhymes.

Is it just me, or is "one of the video game industry's most prominent Muslims" a weird way of wording that concept?

New Kojima character unlocked

Move over Johnny tsunami

"Games shouldn't overwhelm" - Ramun Salami

Inshallah?..

I'm afraid I too will be thinking of you as Rani Salami from now on. Maybe a pepperami

This guy needs to make an appearance in a new Um Jammer Lammy game

I feel like I laughed inappropriately loudly at this

Halal salami brand name

*snort* Goodness…

Article written by Whitey McBritain

Omggg

I just snort-laughed loudly enough it woke up the cat.

What style of shawarma is this and where can I get it

Oh my god

Was so caught off guard reading this while eating that I laughed my way into a coughing fit

LMAO, you're just a slab o' man 🍖

I laughed until I cried.

Any middleschool flashbacks coming to mind cuz holy crap is that prime 12 y/o material.

The fact that it rhymes 🤌

Great now I want a sandwich

It's taking all my strength to not Burst out laughing at work.

They turned you into a cartoon charicature lmao

glad you've taken this in good spirits because i'm sorry that is funny (and bad [but funny])

Well mr. Islami, I look forward to seeing the changes you make in the industry :D

Why am I still crying of laughter?🤣

New stage name just dropped? 😅

Gotta make a change from Moby Dick jokes, right?

Rami Islami’s the name, being Muslim in this industry of video games

Rami Islami be like.

I have the haram version - Najmah Salami

I love this way more than I should.

Rami ‘Salami’ Islami strikes again

Actually made me spit my tea out 😂

it rhymes !

I hear it pronounced by Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds.

If you ever introduce yourself with that name, it MUST be preceded by, “It’s-a me!”

🐭Okay, after seeing that one, we're holding out actual hope to see someone use Rami Salami as a genuine accident.

The name of my wildly inappropriate Halloween outfit.

omfg xD Perfection. Theres your new silly alter ego.

Subhanallah, this is perfection.

If you ever go on a talent show, you already have a stage name.

Eyyyy it’s Rami Islami 👌

Rami Islaboniiitaaaa 🎵

I absolutely CAN NOT😂

Fuck, that's so good

How dare! Cho Chang is horrified.

OH MY GOSH🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

Alhamdulilslami

🤣 i’m fucking dyingggg

Don't know if its halal...but just makes me think of a food brand named Islami Salami

90s wrestling heel name vibes

Have you thought about changing your name to something that rhymes? Think of the branding 😂

ive never heard of you before and now your name is going to be wedged in my brain literally forever

Holy shit I think you were just bestowed a mariosona

My dyslexic brain unfortunately always reads your name as Rami Ismali.

Pff, gold.

This is like the Muslim equivalent of being a mob goon named Tommy Salami.

It's-a Rami Ismali Salami! 🍝

I’ll just trust in Rami’s sense of humour ^^

Hahaha, that caught me so off guard xD

It rhymes

To be fair las ik eerst Rami Salami en daar ging ik nog meer stuk om.

I came here to say "middle name salami" so imagine how incensed I am to see someone beat me to it by SEVEN DAYS 🤦

I see some people took my joke and said it first??? how dare???

to the tune of Biddy Blas

Beware of his evil twin - Christian Salami

No wonder that Rami Islami is one of the most prominent muslims

wow way to break NDA

anyway, echt fakking grappig en kut tegelijkertijd. 🫂

K3 maar dan 2

The Chris Christianson of the Muslim world.

"Call me Islami" -Moby Dick, first draft

Damn near got me to spit my coffee, lol

...it also rhymes.

I won't name and shame, but I did prevent you being introduced on stage with that one a long time ago.

Is this...saying the quiet part out loud thing I keep hearing about 🫠?

"rami islami" would make a great rapper name

Ooof, welp that sure is a typo.😅

I nearly choked on my coffee

Incredible

Joey Racism can't remember anything about Muslim practices, so he starts going off about Ramadan Spaghetti, and how he thinks Ramadam is just one day celebrating "Ramadam's" birthday with a cake (the cake is lasagna)

Now I want to make a Muslim character in my game named Rami Islami.

Sounds like a 1920s Italian goon is trying to soundboard nicknames

"Rami Islami woont in de 7 bergen.." Rijmt wel lekker als een kinderdichtje

Rami Ismail the Muslim Rami Islami the Mueslim Ramen Salami the Muesli Salami Ramen with Muesli

Lmao I read it in a friendly school kid voice giving their friend a cute nickname with no bad meaning behind it 😂 even a lil melody to it

That sounds like a name for a character on YouTube doing a bit lmaoooo

Hard Man wants to know.

rami salami is one of the video game industry’s most prominent meat eaters

That actually made me laugh out loud

Rami Slimani (sorry you only get this if you know trash German YouTubers :D)

It's like the autocorrect insisted on making it rhyme. 😅

Rami Islami's salami tsunami

pre-update punch out opponent

got a nice ring to it tbh, could be a great stage-name or pen name if you ever need ;D

Legit laughed out loud so hard, it woke my dog 🤣