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Arsenal women scoring at will on international duty after managing 4 goals in the first 5 WSL games.

BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.

Elder Millennial representation

Has the USMNT been long-conning all of us for the past 4 years?🤔

this might be the best headline i’ve ever read

Declan Rice at the Etihad on April 19: “It’s not done.” Declan Rice at Arsenal’s training ground on May 19: “I told you all…it’s done.” 😂👏🏻

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

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WHEN THE GAME JUST KICKS OFF AND YOU'RE SO FULL OF SAUCE THAT'S CANTOOOOREEEEEEE

Mikel Arteta has finally got his tactics right (Bukayo Saka playing soccer instead of being injured)

at the gas station this morning paying over $60 to fill up my honda I chatted with some of the other customers. the refrain was constant: build the damn ballroom

There’s nothing more embarrassing than having weather-related migraines. Sorry work, there was hail on my window this morning, so I am now trapped in my dark room all day because my ear can’t regulate pressure.

rob stone: 1-0 USA, thoughts on the half? zlatan: weak, zlatan would have scored 3 carli lloyd: too many smiles out there for me, & celebrating the goal? the job isn't done yet. alexi lalas: 5 years later the media is still calling them insurrectionists, but on that day i saw nothing but patriots

The way the shoulders are peaking up on those new USMNT jerseys gives me the ick.

My PS5, from now on referred to as “the asset,” is doing better than my 401k.

My sister hiked the Pacific Crest Trail last summer in a self-supported FKT attempt, and this awesome short film about her journey was just released! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSWT...

Happy Spirit Opener Day! #ThatsTheSpirit

Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

And it’s motherfucking gold baby

Blue Currents, by Tunji Adeniyi-Jones, 2025, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

when the Olympics aren't on: our noble neighbors to the north. so alike yet so different. why must our government treat them with hostility, when we have gained so much from our friendship watching women's hockey: we must saw this continent apart at the 49th parallel and push them into the Arctic

Prince Andrew to seek asylum in the United States and join Donald Trump’s cabinet to avoid further persecution.

there are two types of people in this world: people who are rooting for Alysa Liu, and my enemies

This is Link’s brother… Rink

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”

“What do you guys think people watching women’s hockey at 10:30 am central standard time want to see? Oh I know… JD Vance” - people who are very good at marketing and knowing their audiences

Getting that Sullivan/Hershfelt pairing back is gonna hit so hard.

the league tried its damnedest to mess this up, and if rodman didn't have the connection to dc and the community of supporters at audi field, she would be yet another star leaving. they'll tout this as a league-wide win, it is not, the win is the property of the women's soccer community in dc.

Company: We have to raise our prices because the new AI features are expensive for us to maintain 🤷‍♂ Me: I never asked for those features 🤔 C: We gave them to you anyway 🤷‍♂ M: I'm not going to use them 🤨 C: Money, please 💸

JUST IN: The Virginia Senate has approved a constitutional amendment to enshrine abortion rights. The Virginia House already did this on Wednesday. It's official: there'll be a referendum later this year on the issue.