Drew (parody)

I hate the third dimension! If games were supposed to be 3D then put screens wouldn't be flat! Quaternions are devil math that doesn't belong in polite society!

the secret to good posting is none of my business

tried to create a set of universal motifs for a conlang, simulating thousands of years of evolution, expansion, and simplification and the end result was just:

pretending that the “too old” refers to the moon. The moon is too old

I just showed @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social Take me to Snurch (Snail Church) and it absolutely broke him youtu.be/RrDt9a0q3P0?...

According to my sources, the FBI was initially open to a concurrent investigation with the MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (the state agency that would do this investigation). Trumpy U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen heard about this and intervened, barring the FBI from cooperating with local police.

Anthropic bans use of API in OpenCode CLI tool

Bit of serendipity while read Vonnegut’s Jailbird: came across a quote that our fictional Walter F. Starbuck includes in his memoir, and as luck would have it, I have that book lol

I’m not entirely sure where Walz was going with this, but when a reporter asked if they could offer protection to students trying to safely attend school despite ICE raids, Walz referenced Ruby Bridges and Little Rock.

Here’s my opinion on the new typescript compiler: You should write programs in the language you want to.

not sure why people are getting my /s for sarcastic confused with my /s for sincere

Worth nothing Google AI is not the best source of information 😬

By all rights, this should be my main platform but I can't seem to get into it.

NEW EPISODE! Our esteemed guests @justinschuh.com and @matthewdgreen.bsky.social joined us to debate whether `Dual_EC_DRBG` was intentionally backdoored by the NSA or 'just' a major fuckup: securitycryptographywhatever.com/2024/12/07/d... www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0eo...

you just wanted to be liked by strangers, which is the fundamental hamartia we share.

Brb googling.

Being an internet personality is an absolutely idiotic career choice for a man who hates conflict. How did I end up here...

Mossad's exploding pager op began 10 yrs ago with explosives in walkie-talkies. Hezbollah bought 16,000+ of these, but Mossad didn't detonate them until this yr. In 2022 Mossad began booby-trapping pagers too. Unlike walkie-talkies, which only got worn in battle, Hezbollah wore pagers all the time

Buxton's persistence in challenging the Tuskegee Syphilis Study is a reminder of the willful ignorance of the scientific and medical establishments to racial (and other forms of) injustice. Today we see it in the refusal to ban (or even regulate) the pulse oximeter. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

neondatabase / neon: Neon: Serverless Postgres. We separated storage and compute to offer autoscaling, code-like database branching, and scale to zero. ★15513 https://github.com/neondatabase/neon

so you're telling me the head of bluesky trust and safety got caught in 4K liking porn bot posts like a pervert and as a mid-jerkoff panic response banned the trans woman who made the bot that noticed it? is that about the size of things?

???????????????????????? what the fuck Discord mod ass behaviour

Juni made a funny bot that would simply post whenever Aaron did something on his official account it posted that he liked one of those porn scraper accounts' posts and juni was soon permabanned after a bunch of people quoted it & laughed because it's funny

He’s done! Just in time to send him to his new home for the holidays.

A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it. She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid." I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.

bouba is wet kiki is cold baba is you

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

Pretty dope review of Character Limit in the UK's print-only Private Eye

free as in pizza not beer

free as in beer or free as in pizza

Trump hates dst, on that we can agree

Are you tired of downloading a full copy of nixpkgs for every project? Update your flake inputs to do this more incrementally: ```diff - nixpkgs.url = "github:NixOS/nixpkgs/nixos-unstable"; + nixpkgs.url = "git+https://github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs?shallow=1&ref=nixpkgs-unstable"; ```

Another thing I made this year. Pigeon history!

These people are literally murderers. They're choosing, deliberately and with full knowledge that it leads to worsening health and possibly death, to withhold care for the sole reason of making more profit. But there isn't any outcry in mass media about it.

When I say Bluesky is a bizarre and exciting experiment, this is both /not at all/ and /exactly/ what I mean.