Doug Miller

* SPACEX PLANS TO ESTABLISH "CHEESE MINES" ON THE MOON TO DISRUPT GLOBAL DAIRY MARKET * SPACEX ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH ANDURIL TO PROTECT CHEESE MINES FROM BIKER MICE FROM MARS * ELON MUSK CALLS LACTOSE INTOLERANCE A "WOKE LIE", DONATES $1.5B TO PRO-LACTOSE SUPER PAC

If you hoard those cables for long enough …

"A vote for Binface is a vote for Labour." Proving that not all slogans on a party leaflet can be translated seriously when contesting against a joke candidate. Or Count Binface for that matter.

Several interviews with "business people" along the lines "Good idea, but ... it makes cash-flow management more difficult". Translation: "I may have to rely more on my own money instead of borrowing interest-free and consent-free from my employees". Yeah, I think they should shut-up about that.

When Clinton had a sexual affair with a White House intern inside the building, the White House press corps took it as a personal insult. Meanwhile, Trump has repeatedly defiled the White House and Washington in much uglier ways and attacked journalists directly and they can't stop kissing his ass.

Anthropic and OpenAI are dangerous and unsustainable companies that shouldn’t be taken public. The AI bubble is a con and retail investors are the marks. AI doesn’t have ROI, it’s nothing like AWS or Uber, and it’s got no post-bubble recovery story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbKD...

How did Brereton not understand that his job was to be the most obviously non-corrupt person in the country? #auspol

"I just went to a GP for a repeat of me startins. This foreign doctor kept saying something like that I had a nasty ray cyst?? I didn't understand at all. I had to ask her to please explain"

"Hello darkness my old friend.." Darkness : "Ugh, forgot to turn off DMs"

In Oxford they just call them commas.

People are free to say they oppose Acknowledgements of, or Welcome to, Country, thereby identifying as dull & amateur drama queens. They're not free to disrupt solemn public commemoration ceremonies with racist heckling. That's called disturbing the peace & being a fully-assembled, arrestible tool.

Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented

“Angus Taylor said the 1300 Gazans who have come to Australia since October 2023 should be vetted again. He gave no evidence for his claim that they represent a clear risk to our country. This is unfathomable bigotry.” | Paul Bongiorno satpa.pe/y8CHWjM

To be fair to Pink Floyd, that album is not really about “dark side of the moon”, or science. In fact, the only reference to the title is an audio vérité disclaimer at the end: “There is no dark side in the moon really. Matter of fact it’s all dark.” Which should clear up any confusion. 😀

Dark side ≠ far side. The far side receives just as much sunlight as the side that faces us. The Dark Side of the Moon is an album by Pink Floyd. Otherwise, it is a transient thing.

Look upon this one, anti-preferencers, and despair. This is the face of art. Behold it and crawl back into the holes from which you came.

Well, one thing that sets it apart is consciousness

Quality line up in South Australia Election! "Because he is now in Prison" With the track record of LNP & PHON looks like they might give the Independents a go for members with Mug Shots!🤔 (Ex Liberal Party of Australia (SA) (2014–2017))

Cheers to everyone who delayed fossil fuel phaseout by saying "you can't switch off fossil fuels overnight" Because thanks to them everyone now has to face a situation where fossil fuels are switched off overnight 🙃🙃🙃

Why do Aussies love caravanning so much? Because you can sleep in your kitchen, lounge room, and driveway—all at once

“We were somewhere around Whitley Bay on the edge of Monkseaton when the mylar began to take hold.”

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

Keith!

The return of the giant Hogwood

Jeffrey Wegener and I ponder a kick drum position.

If I came up with a headline this stupid, I'd fire half my newsroom too

Australia Day is such bullshit. NSW proclamation day at best. At worst a celebration of the crimes of colonisation. If you have to acknowledge that the day is a source of pain for many, that’s a damn good sign it’s a shit day to have as your national day.

NATO & Denmark: We will give you the exact same security arrangements you have had for the past 40 years in Greenland. Trump: Total surrender! Art of the deal!

“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.” “What does it do?” “We were hoping you could tell us.”

They should all just dump US treasury bonds overnight. Then stand well back.

At the scene of the Coalition’s 2025 election loss

Remember: 26Jan has been recognised as a Day of Mourning since 1938, in recognition of the invasion, dispossession & numerous massacres by British invaders against Indigenous Australians since 1788. It has only been a public holiday as Australia Day since 1994. Facts matter. History matters. #auspol

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

Because the Nazi salutes weren’t enough? And the white supremacism?

Live pictures of Peter Malinauskas on #ABC730