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There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

I’m fine, why do you ask? @yourkickstartersucks.com

@pftompkins.bsky.social ahas anyone ever notified you that in late 2019, someone said on Hollywood Handbook that you wanted to spend all of 2020 at home?

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

this is gaslighting, plain and simple. No, it's not the worker producing workslop, it's the fucking AI!

the people who loudly proclaim your kids shouldnt go to college all went to yale and duke. the people who are working tirelessly to ensure your children work in factories send their own kids to stanford and give them control of their own investment banks in their 20s

Episode One Blank Check with Griffin and David bigsofttitty.png Your Kickstarter Sucks Guys What’s All This Then is rookie of the year

My favourite Robert Redford story is the one about why he got rejected for the lead role in The Graduate. RIP to a real one.

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

congrats to pizzagate for making the main epstein guy president

prayers up, spirit warriors! if It doesn’t happen it’s because we didn’t devote enough of our Energies to It

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom

One of the biggest blunders (when well-intentioned) and betrayals (when not) in Democratic rhetoric over the years is their impenetrable insistence that what voters respond to is somebody who begins by finding common ground with their opponent, no matter who that opponent is or what that ground is.

Not them removing the cracker and barrel

Wow, 81, great things happening over there

Lazy Microsoft Authenticator uses 18 all the time, as if my security theater needed more absurdity

The rich must be incentivised; the poor must be disciplined. The political economy of the super-elite in one headline.

Cher in CLUELESS saying "and may I remind you it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty" is officially left of the Democratic Party

after a very frustrating call with Visa (US+CAN), I was told that Visa would like inquiries relating to using their bargaining power to destroy adult media to be sent, via email, to askvisa@visa.com they asked. to be sent. emails. you know what to do.

you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing

(RFK Jr. voice)

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"

@murderxbryan.bsky.social At 50 minutes on the Sitcom Guys episode while talking about Full House, you more or less said Michelle Tanner’s catch phrase “you’re too much dude.” Was this on purpose or just beautiful synchronicity?

Shemannuel on my crón til my face hurts

BREAKING NOW: "all major world maps" on the online game GeoGuessr have been privated in protest of GeoGuessr's decision to participate in the Esports World Cup in Riyadh. map creators write that the EWC is used by Saudi Arabia "to distract from and conceal its horrific human rights record." full:

Google opinion rewards is so inscrutable. I just got 22 cents because I “definitely” like the blues. Would I have gotten a different amount for a different answer? Will I be seeing more Joe Bonnamassa ads? Are they trying to determine if I, in fact, GOT the blues?

Rocket league tournament just matched me with the guys who kicked my ass in casual 15 minutes ago 😔

Why does ever goddamn podcast I listen to turn into a cult

Clockwork Orange gooning

Nottoway Plantation? More like Yesaway Plantation, because yes it’s away

I was right to never stop calling it HBO Max, take that MOM

@blankcheck.bsky.social I have a Sony 3D Blu-Ray player that I still use but I’ve never had a 3D tv, if Griffin wants to buy it off me to have another one I would happily oblige

@davidehrlich.bsky.social tell us about that marvel snap deck @blankcheck.bsky.social

happy ten year anniversary to this post

We're almost out, we just have to hold on for a few more years and we can fix things