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@dp487.bsky.social

"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude "An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
@seamas.bsky.social

gotta say hats off to all the writers pretending to do profiles of Silicon Valley CEOs just so they can add that one same paragraph, every single time, that demonstrates they're all insane freaks who do not know or like their own kids.

David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social

cool, cool

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Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social

Pitbull for no reason when someone simply asks how it was working with JLo

Complex@complex.com

Pitbull Finally Explains Why He Got 'Excited' During 2011 Performance With Jennifer Lopez Read more: buff.ly/R1ac2G5

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Razzball
@razzball.bsky.social

Go Cubs!

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social

NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. Elon Musk: Texas is not for sale.

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@dp487.bsky.social

We didn't all go to Gudger College

SimpsonsQOTD@simpsonsqotd.bsky.social

"Oh, come on, Luann. You know what this is." "Kirk, I don't know what it is." "Ah, it could not be more simple, Luann. Do you want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it."

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@dp487.bsky.social

Em dash slander will not be tolerated on the timeline, thank you in advance for your cooperation

Jason Karsh@jkarsh.bsky.social

The unmitigated rage when someone tells you to take out the em dashes because it makes it look like AI. I was here first. Why should I have to change, he’s the one who sucks. 😡

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KetAnthropic JoshAI
@ketanjoshi.co

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

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Christian!
@likechristianb.bsky.social

“I can’t wait to meet the Jersey Shore crew!” “…Mr. President that’s not what the Situation Room is…”

Brian Phillips@brianphillips.lol

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

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Cato Institute@cato.org

Most billionaire wealth isn't in yachts or jewelry — that's just a few percent of it. Most is productive business capital: companies that employ people, build things, and fund research. Tax that wealth and you're taxing the businesses that employ us all. Cato's Adam Michel explains.

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pixelframe.design@pixelframe.bsky.social

Spirit Halloween took over and forced us to make this generator - please use it so this doesn't escalate, their skeleton leader is terrifying. Enjoy the Spirit Halloween Logo & Font Generator!

pixelframe.designSpirit Halloween Logo and Font GeneratorRecreate the Spirit Halloween logo with your own words. Bouncing serif letters in yellow, black, and red, the four-pointed stars, an optional reaper and moon behind the text, and a condensed second line, ready to download in high resolution.
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@dp487.bsky.social

What the fuck

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played the game without having slept. Crazy.

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Oliver Willis
@owillis.bsky.social

If we tax Elon Musk and his fellow billionaires appropriately, every child in America can have healthcare, education, and a well funded social safety net instead of some racist billionaire’s pathetic pr stunt

CNN@cnn.com

Elon Musk has said he will give every child in America a stake in SpaceX, his $2 trillion aerospace and artificial intelligence company, as tech firms face intensifying scrutiny over their impact on society. https://cnn.it/4yWTjTJ

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Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social

would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on