Blackout Rage Galleon

god in heaven MAKE A NEW THING. anything! i don’t even care if it’s bad as long as it’s new!

All of these people have the face equivalent of a McMansion

I think a reasonable litmus test for any 2028 democratic candidate would be to de-Muskify the federal government as soon as possible, starting with deleting every federal Twitter account.

If you don’t believe in it, there’s no curse to undo. Conservatives are devolving into medieval peasants before our eyes.

Seeing all these corn farmer bumpkins hoot and bray over their leader saying that ilhe wouldn’t mind if 16 million Americans got bombed makes me think, you know, maybe the Kulaks had it coming.

oh my GOD

They’re just doing this over and over until the end of time

increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple

Nathan Fielder pulls his biggest prank yet: make an entire movie for the sole purpose of posting hog.

The biggest non-War Thunder related opsec failure in recent memory.

I don’t know, man. Just put it with the other orbs. I *had* a nice set up with a wet bar and a pool table in the basement but I guess it’s all orb storage now.

Everything is about porn, except porn, which is about aura maxing.

This is the exact process they used to concoct Charlie Kirk. Pass it on.

If the 90’s are still alive in Portland, the 2010’s are still alive in Duluth (complimentary)

MN state fair posting will continue until morale improves.

The flaw in this assertion is the assumption that CBS’s purpose to is turn a profit

The "school security industry" is a way to bankrupt school districts by redirecting funding away from teachers and giving it to various kinds of cop-adjacent chuds instead. The Plot To Enslave America

Idea for a Disney attraction The Straight Story: The Ride

The runner-up plan for increasing retention was jingling a set of keys in front of their faces.

The gambit is to goad one senior administration official into saying “it’s a vile insinuation that Natalie is his mistress! The presidential poopie wrangler is a well respected and highly skilled member of the executive team!”

For perspective, this single position would cost slightly over 2% of DSA’s entire national budget.

my celebrity crush, partly because Max Cherry is the ideal man to me and also because everyone says he really was one of the nicest people ever to live

Black kids protecting their Latino neighbors from ICE

at the point where i assume nobody is "falling" for anything and tunnel projects are heavily capitalized kickback schemes

lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now

The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti

"Dem HR ladies" is such a misogynist turn of phrase, I'm still kind of speechless about it.

I suspect the actual mechanism here is that Twitter's algorithm systematically promotes left voices who hate Democrats and the Democratic Party and all those people loved Platner vs Bluesky which doesn't have an algorithm at all.

I know that a two state solution is controversial but hear me out: Palestine and Palestine 2

But what if the taxi is carrying a shrimp burrito?

Ah yes, the international financiers at the Rosa Luxembourg Stiftung.

Lowtax: The Musical

Getting the federal government off of Twitter should be a bare minimum requirement for any democratic candidate in 2028.

Centrist urban democrats when the percentage of POC landlords goes from 8.1% to 8.6%

They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup

Literally all the referees, including the American ones, should boycott. But nobody will because most people excuse racism unless it's happening to them personally.

Welp there’s no unseeing this

It’s about unions their threat to his bottom line, he said so himself in 2022 in the same podcast where he first said publicly that he’s a Republican. None of the people at the top actually care about these culture war issues. thehill.com/policy/techn...

NEW MCMANSION HELL mcmansionhell.com/post/8178960...

happy memorial day to the post of all time

everyone is saying “bluesky is dying”. fun fact, every day that passed after a human is born is just us slowly dying. grow up

Immortan Joe: Do not, my friends, become addicted to novel gustatory experiences. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence! *releases a 30 second deluge of a dank, dry hopped citra, mosaic, and Cascade West Coast style DIPA*