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a basic fact of our constitutional "order" that a dem president could have an OLC memo arguing that the neo-confederate rightwing legal movement is a national security threat and assault on the constitution. then, in his capacity as the commander in chief, order the assassination of a SCOTUS justice

3D graphics were an experiment we ran for a few decades, the study period for which has now concluded. Thank you for your participation. We will be returning to 2D pixel art only starting January 2027.

I’m matching every dollar donated to @scarleteen.com through this link pro.gofundme.com/fundraiser/7.... They have been publishing really great sex & relationship info for young people since 1998, and they exist without any government funding.

I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not

Thank you thank you thank you @eli.pizza! This is so very generous of you ❤️ If you'd like your donation to be matched, please consider donating to Eli's page for our fundraiser.

I’m matching every dollar donated to @scarleteen.com through this link pro.gofundme.com/fundraiser/7.... They have been publishing really great sex & relationship info for young people since 1998, and they exist without any government funding.

Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.

lol yeah I bet security safeguards were out of scope

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this is the real way the centrists fight back against the left

Mayor-Elect Janeese Lewis George Please Please Please Do This For DC Government I Will Be Your Strongest Soldier I Am So Serious

Mechanical keyboards, not pens

The Hugging Face incident was “both notable and alarming,” EFF’s @evacide.bsky.social told @sfexaminer.bsky.social, “not because ‘ooh, the model’s so powerful,’ but because it demonstrates a colossal failure on the part of OpenAI to secure the sandbox in which it was testing its model.”

To post this just after voting to cut the DC Paid Family Leave program really shows that you can't have shame in pursuit of virality.

🔔 America’s Independence Day Parade in downtown DC (July 4, 10:30AM) has been CANCELED by organizers due to Extreme Heat Warning. Heat index 110-115F. Get heat safety info: Heat.DC.gov

Midnight to 5:30am? Cmon already

We condemn in the strongest terms Governor Walz's willingness to assist Trump with this occupation. The National Guard are not here to protect people; they are here to protect the regime. These soldiers are armed, harassing our children, and detaining people without cause. We want them gone.

I REALLY hate the idea of opposing a D.C. mayoral candidate because Trump threatened to punish us if we elect her. It’s worse than obeying in advance; it’s doing the fascists’ work for them. It’s letting Trump trick you into sacrificing D.C.’s autonomy. You can’t defend home rule by surrendering it.

The new app is good!

Big news: Capital Weather is now independent at CapitalWeather.com. We’re building a new home for trusted DC-area weather coverage — with around-the-clock forecasts, live updates and deeper local weather and climate coverage. 1/4

So much NEW CapitalWeather.com, so little time! 🌤️ New site, new iOS/Android app — watch the video for the full tour. #DCwx

Whenever my boss wants me to do something I perform a series of dodge rolls until he loses track of me and eventually returns to his usual patrol route

DeTrumpification is as necessary a project to the US as DeNazification was to Germany. Everything removed from everywhere, including every person in the Trump party from every elected and appointed position of public trust, with all appropriate investigations, charges, and trials.

This would make a sweet ADU www.govdeals.com/en/asset/352...

How is this not worse than plagiarizing from another reporter?

It’s time for @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and VA Dems to double down on- and push for redistricting everywhere else possible.

new Live Laugh Love dropped

the giant banners with his stupid fucking face on them are less annoying than the fact that he's made us the city with the highest unemployment rate in the country

I made a bot @alertdc.bsky.social that posts messages from DC Alert because for some reason the official one is only on Twitter. It ignores all the minor crime alerts because cmon nobody needs that.

I made a bot @alertdc.bsky.social that posts messages from DC Alert because for some reason the official one is only on Twitter. It ignores all the minor crime alerts because cmon nobody needs that.

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the thing about our current moment is that yes, the anti-AI and anti-big tech people are getting very reactive nowadays - but have you seen what they’re *reacting* to?

As Councilmember, Brooke Pinto has consistently advanced policies that endanger Black and Brown families. Yesterday she did it again for her own political gain. We encourage DC voters: #DontRankPinto.

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

When I see Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren endorse Graham Platner, it doesn’t make me trust Platner, it makes me lose respect for Sanders and Warren.

If there is a point to being human, it probably is something stupid like writing poems and songs. So go write your book. Do your part.

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