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I would be ok if they flip him if Elon goes to prison.

I also think it is very important that Jared Kushner, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of corrupt failsons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not

He's low enough in the pecking order to possibly wind up doing a few months.

They're gonna love his nickname in prison

"The Ballad of Big Balls" www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrOy...

Personally I’d be okay with castration

I'm all for a lot, a LOT, of these goons going to jail. Especially the masked goons.

Lock big balls up for locktober. Seeks fitting (hell get a pardon by trump but a woman can dream).

And not for one or two goddamn years, either. Let him out when he’s friggin 90.

How did I manage .8 of a like?

So, when is the little bastard actually going to be arrested?

I'm not calling him Big Balls. He chose the handle amd thought it cool. Fuck that -- he's Eddie.

Big Balls, Crushed

For life…no chance of parole.

bust his balls

Agree

Well find out how big those balls really are if he serves time.

And from that story, many others as well

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I cannot fucking wait to see a flaming example made of Big Balls in particular. I will toast the fuck out of that when it happens.

Snip-snip.

Big Balls in a small cell

hard agree. like, "i was just following orders," might *maybe* warrant some sympathy in like a military scenario, because you can't just quit and walk away from that like a normal job. the pricks on the DOGE team have no fucking excuse.

And maybe some of these creepy little sociopaths could be redeemed if they were incarcerated rather than rewarded.

Particularly, Big Balls was a power move. He was one of those "Yes, this is absurd and genuinely illegal but this guy is going to face zero consequences and there's nothing you can do about it. In fact, we've decided he's a hero just because it pisses you off" bits.

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State charges so he cant pardon that little worm

I’m on the Impeach Hegseth team myself. It’s not jail but given how unpopular the war in Iran is we might have a shot at getting a conviction in the Senate.

Big balls delenda est

And! To serve the totality of his sentence. It needs to be made clear that not only will there be consequences, but that there's no easy way out of them.

How they leave is up to the enhanced interrogation technicians

Glad I stopped eating those

CEO I think. The founders were supposedly Michael A. Sands, Gene Hackman, and Jim Cramer?! Weird.

And his maternal grandfather was a KGB agent spying on the US. Big Balls grew up surrounded by Russians including his Russian mother, uncle and their friends. His father is Canadian.

Not sure if that's a hit or miss for nomanative determinism.

So you're saying, rather on brand for the son to be a "greater evil"?

Not the founder. His dad bought the company off the founders and then sold it to Hersey

His DOGE counterpart, Luke Farritor, who hand-deleted PEPFAR payments and destroyed USAID, is now funded by Andreessen Horowitz for a military AI company, and they tout him as a *mentor* at their new residential school for “uncommonly ambitious” 16-22yos. Lock them up. All of them.

easy buddy, that’s a future Supreme Court justice you’re talking about there.

Someone's going to win alot of cigarettes betting on him to break down the first night.

Republicans have finally gotten me on board with living in a prison state.

Isn’t castration more appropriate?

Lock him up, trump and his stooges next.

Thankfully big balls are an easy target to throw things at, specifically The Book

Man, I had gladly not thought about this lil dipshit in a while, and how nice it is that when I see his name again it's because consequences might actually catch up to him.

Indecent exposure is a misdemeanor in most states though—wait what?

We. Crave. Accountability.

Also that rich people will not save you. They use you when you are useful and then throw you under the bus when it suits them.

He’s the one I could see being assassinated even post-presidency, which I DO NOT condone

Big fan of Trumps kids being hounded for the rest of their lives for similar reasons.

I could see them dialing back the meds that are keeping him going before there's time for a successful impeachment and removal, bc removal means all of them, and him kicking the bucket is just him. Thiel's puppet would be sworn in, and all the other plunder monkeys could go home with their loot.

I'll take exile

Ivana Trump had a quote that anything Don touches ends up "sick". I never grasped the "sick" portion until 2019

Hope in that case the couchfucker gets impeached before he can sign anything.

I have real doubt that Trump is mortal, but everyone around him is absolutely brittle af.

The only proof that he's got one

Why does he look like the bad guy from Little Monsters?

This critter is the immature/larval form of Rand Paul

The thought of his comeuppance brings me joy. I remember how I felt watching those arrogant men guffaw with Elon while they openly crimed with him against all of US.