Pissed Pistofferson

Its not healthy that we have so many fascists running for election worldwide.

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M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel (which is something he has now) came out of nowhere with this great line.

Sometimes you get the urge to draw Don Knotts and it’s imperative you follow through on it

smoking turnips with a guy named Lord Bonus who lives in a culvert. he told me "you look like the totem moon" and insinuated a great war would be fought in my dreams

I fell asleep at the wake so they went ahead and cremated me too.

Please sir, my McDonald's... it's not participating

it's called what I just implied maybe you've inferred of it

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter

Mary Quant (1930-2023), British fashion designer and fashion icon who was pivotal the 1960s London-based Mod and youth fashion movements #WomensArt

JUDGE: who is your lawyer ME: it's this haunted thingy Ｉ Ｏ Ｂ Ｊ Ｅ Ｃ Ｔ ME: sorry, haunted object Ｆ Ｕ Ｃ Ｋ Ｙ Ｏ Ｕ ME: sorry, cursed object

Your Honor, in my client's defense, he was only trying to have Fun on the Internet.

Sorry I can't make it I'm busy decomposing in the woods

"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit

I forgot that Darth Maul looks like a cat's butthole

I’m just an organic amalgam of impulse and appetite that exists primarily to poorly name cats.

Smart glasses but they attract the ball from Phantasm

Remy was a connoisseur rat

The ominous slowing of your roll

My two brains:

My two brains:

I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed

are you in the mood for snake?

For people who got real horny watching The Deer Hunter, I guess

*Ice Cube voice*

Sending me a "Shipping Label Created" alert two days after sending the "Your Package Has Shipped" message is playing with my emotions

Autistic son tells me, just now, that he wants to vape chemtrails.

this

Ellipsus is the best writing platform for a number of reasons, the most important of which is they are vehemently anti-AI, and their Emboss tool can prove you created what you did. And... THEY MADE A SHORT FILM ABOUT IT. Holy cats. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iCI...