Pat

Good morning

#DogDayTuesday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Our generation’s Woodward and Bernstein are saving it for the book.

“It’s time for us to take our state back — now you might say: ‘haven’t y’all been in power for like the last 30 years?’ And to that i say… SHUT UP.” 😂😂 Nails it 🎯

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭 Low T Pete will never live this down.

How Trumps war with Iran is going 😎🤬🍊💩

Finally it's my moment to shine

This dog moves the security camera so he can eat food on the table unseen. And the cat puts it back. Original post

Why would it say "welcome" when passports are for US citizens??

I ooze fatherly wisdom.

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It do be like that

Gullivers Travels book 4

My current pet peeve: not being able to adjust the volume of something without it playing noise. You have to unmute to lower the volume but when the volume is way too loud you don't want to unmute. Bring back physical buttons and knobs.

This hit home. I worked for local gov. for 32 years and this is exactly how it works. "You're not an approved vendor, denied". "You want to be an approved vendor, here's an application that will take a long time to complete and *maybe* you will get a tiny contract". Total lock-in for the known.

Protest music survives because democracy needs memory. When artists compare modern politics to authoritarian patterns of the past, it reflects growing public fear about concentrated wealth, attacks on journalists, personality cults and erosion of democratic norms.

When I was in school overpopulation was a "real" problem that needed to be addressed. We will run out of food and housing!!! Now it's the reverse. Empty apartments and no one to sell stuff to.

Next time, if you want to fool anybody other than your idiot supporters, move the clouds. #Resist #NeverTrump

I took a beta blocker and your dad vanished

Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.

Moon's haunted

Best yard upgrade EVER 😃 TT: fun_with_grump

This angle. 🔥

My wife is making dinner starting with raw chicken. Dinner is in the crock pot now and I'm moving in for hazmat detail.

So now she knows. RIP Cricket. #USDemocracy

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

Our foolproof plan of electing a big dumb criminal has hit a bit of a snag.

You need to show ID to buy a beer. Why shouldn't you have to carry papers with you at all times to avoid being sent to ICE concentration camps?

I would say 0 but I'm not supposed to eat grapefruit because of blood pressure meds and lima beans aren't my favorite but I'll eat them in a bean salad, so 2.

"I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats." — U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services

I was in college in '92 and a class was asked to present on "the meaning of hegemony." Everyone, including me, missed the point. We looked up the word in the encyclopedia and reported our "research" without considering the real question. I think about that to this day.

as a Fast Walker it is time to declare open warfare against the Slow Walkers. what are they gonna do, slowly meander at us

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