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Mine don't normally shine but maybe that's why I'm not highly ranked in competitive shitting.

Pole position www.bbc.com/news/article...

underrated

Exits toilet, punches air. PERSONAL BEST !

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

Please ... no wagering

Alt Text: Royal Highland Show sign in front of portapotties - Toilets for Competion use only.

Fuck you Baltimore!

those competition highland cows are very well trained

Casual piss vs ranked piss

#1 in #1

i did not expect to see planet clue references here hell yeah

You can't be in there polishing it when others need to go 🙄

Finally my Crohn’s disease will take me to the top!

No use watching it, it will be a shitshow :)

"You have sunk my battleshit"

Is it speed, or weight? Are there more artistic categories?

You're not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.

@sorricilla.bsky.social

The pissing contest is a long established tie-breaker in politics.

The only sport where the winner is number two.

We don't just take leaks... we 1337 🏆😅

Before my celiac diagnosis I could win this competition.

Check my bio for cheater code.

Ready, steady, SHITE!

Eat your lettuce!

Major Shitting League

They are for the defecathlon.

Not that I'm procrastinating, but it's interesting to transfer standard sporting phrases to this context, such as "short area quickness" or "generational talent". Further suggestions are left as an exercise for the reader...

Time to play Battleshits!

😂…. Brilliant 🤩!

Those don't look like regulation competition toilets. Maybe some amateur league uses them, but pros expect quality

Recreate in Photoshop and print multiple for the home and for loved ones, or work, depending on which could use it more.

Will there be VAR slow-motion replays?

Tossing the … (what)?

😆

Do watch out for this fella. He can outshine any competition.

More of a pro-pants shitting man myself, competitive porta-johning has gotten stale

It will “shine” only if you do your job right

How is this being scored?

im going to win!!

Are we talking quantities, quality, distance, speed, organoleptic properties...? I'm also game, anyway!!

Time for that explosive pace to really pay off

Remember folks, it's a marathon, not a sprint.

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