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There’s obviously a lot going on right now, but a Russian oligarch bankrolling the wedding of the president’s son is the kind of story that should dominate headlines in any functioning political culture.

This is good

REPEAT AFTER ME: Vaccines do NOT cause Autism! FIRE RFK Jr

REPEAT AFTER ME: Vaccines do NOT cause Autism! FIRE RFK Jr

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

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This is a political time to wake up EVERYDAY prepared to Speak Truth to Power!...

What big crime did Mamdani commit? Did he vote in Alabama while living in Florida or something?

WE WILL STOP FASCISM. 🇺🇸

"All of them said, right before they died, their very last words, incredibly dramatic moment, they said, 'President Trump is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.' True story!"

Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History

"The Great American State Fair has closed until 5 pm due to extreme disinterest."

Wow. What an asshole.

Actually, we *should* be able to expect the president of the United States to be able to restrain himself from personally threatening to kill the negotiators from another country. It's not that unreasonable at all, you pathetic toady.

Stefon: “It’s the hottest place in DC right now. It has everything. Water like curdled pea soup. Bigger paint chips than a 1960s tenement. An angry orange man yelling, ‘Find the vandals!’ Fish and birds floating upside-down from hydrogen peroxide poisoning. And the smell of a mossy urinal.”

I think everyone will join in...Even watch from television .....

Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.

Trump celebrates pride month 🌈

Now let's do Trump on the retention of sensitive national security documents.

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ Perfect! Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #dog #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

Stephen Colbert had Paul McCartney and Bruce Springsteen during the final week of his show, trump couldn't even get Milli Vanilli!

Translated: “I don’t have a clue what I’m doing.”

“I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment” is a great joke. I’d love to see Talarico swap out the punchline each time he tells it. “…since before Ken Paxton cheated on his wife” “…since before Ken Paxton was impeached by his own party” There are hundreds of options.

BREAKING A federal judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to remove President Trump's name from the facade, website, letterhead, and official materials. Congress named the Center by statute in 1964 - and the judge ruled only Congress can change it.

This moment requires a proportionate response and any timid centrist pushing this poll-focused, triangulating, bipartisan pablum needs to be put out to pasture. Go big or go home.

NEW AD: Meet Ken Paxton — the most corrupt politician in America. He’s gotten away with it for years. That ends this November.

🚨🚨🚨THIS CONGRESSMAN GETS IT. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. PLEASE BE LIKE THIS CONGRESSMAN. 🚨🚨🚨

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

If Ruben Gallego knew about Eric Swalwell's sexual misconduct and didn't report it, he is every bit as culpable as Swalwell himself. by Jim Jordan

Didn't bend, didn't cower, didn't even feel the need to stand next to Trump grinning awkwardly like it was normal. And now he's emerged unscathed with his job and his dignity intact and his reputation even stronger than before. Huh. Seems like this could be a model for others in power.

You and your neighbors should not be subsidizing the electricity needs of a data center run by a trillion-dollar corporation.   My Power for the People Act would force Big Tech to pay for their own power needs. We should pass it today to protect consumers from rising costs NOW.

Four women have come forward to accuse Eric Swalwell of sexual harassment. Sources say that it will take at least 5 more for the congressman to obtain Donald Trump‘s endorsement in the California gubernatorial primary.

We have never looked more feckless and ridiculous to the entire world.

cc: @nytimes.com

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Military experts say it will be difficult for the United States to retrieve Iran's nuclear materials. An elderly rapist who shits himself in public says it will be easy. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Kristi Noem has learned her lesson. by Susan Collins

Analysis | The fact that Joe Biden isn't in the Epstein files shows how politically and culturally irrelevant he has become.

Kristi Noem has to go. Gregory Bovino has to go. Stephen Miller has to go.

This is a moderate position and every single democrat including and especially @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov should be shouting it from the rooftops.

Nobel Please Prize

We don't need to give ICE agents more training. We need to subject them to rigorous oversight and, when they commit crimes, we need to prosecute them. The only education they need is to learn that they can and will be held accountable for what they do in the field.

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