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Oh my Goddess, it finally happened this World Series. The. Milwaukee. Brewers. ⚾

While I was searching for this gif they got three more runs. That was a Devil Ray *collapse*. I understand rays only do this when they're very distressed, it is not funny.

I asked Elizabeth Holmes why Cow Tools is funny and she explained it perfectly

Vernon: so we all know that blorbo is a morally conflicted badass with a checkered past Vernon: but what my adaptation supposes Vernon: is Vernon: what if he was a morally conflicted badass with a checkered past King: oh i don't like that at all Poe: that's not my blorno Koontz: [cries]

Exactly. Chemistry teaches you to think "if I don't do all the work for this group assignment all four of us will fail, and the other three kids know it," something you must understand to work basically anywhere.

*Child climbs into bed with jeans still on* Me: Take your pants off, kiddo. *child ungulates like a beached dolphin* Child: I think I should go. I have perfect attendance! Me: Perfect attendance is an illusion created by fascists. Child: Not another one!

Tech alchemist Darzan Feep proudly announces: "We have built the Tomb of Horrors from the classic D&D module 'Everyone Dies in the Tomb of Horrors'!"

as i approach age 40 i increasingly live in fear of The Sneeze So Violent It Kills You

POV a couple of weeks ago you suggested to michael that he take a look at the latest gladwell stuff and now he's on his ass

Look I cannot believe this needs to be said but writing a tie in novel you don't like is not the same thing as committing sex crimes. Astarion Fans Be Normal For Five Minutes Challenge level: Impossible, apparently

There's quite a bit of Marvel published comics that I don't consider canon. Bad writing, bad creators, messy situations. Meanwhile, there are a substantial number of Max's comics that I do consider as canon.

camelot could have lasted hundreds of years if they had put tech tree points into polyamory and situationships

This has been knocking around my head for a while

Safety Tips from Anubis

I don’t know that I want Ossoff to actually win the nomination but at this point I do want him to run because I think seeing the response the base has to his obvious contempt for Republicans will make the entire rest of the field better

Not really fitting the prompt, but I recall my high school drama teacher talking about togas for our production of Pippin. Didn't happen, thankfully, but I remember knowing enough that Holy Roman Empire wasn't the same as Roman Empire.

i don't want a unifying Dem who promises to return to good government. i want an angel of death who promises the government the reconstruction amendments promise.

Goddamn 😂 bsky.app/profile/atru...

Last day to buy Werewolf: The Apocalypse — The Book of Hungry Names at 25% off! Look at all that punctuation you're getting in that title, there's a line, there's some dots. That's quality!

i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance

"I killed JFK"

But Texas is home to the natural enemy of the Dracula: cowboys!

I’ve read the Hobbit like 20 times and somehow the 1968 BBC dramatization is the way it finally occurs to me that Gandalf uses the same tactic on Beorn as he does on Bilbo at the beginning of the book: send a few dwarves at a time until it’s too late to say no.

Uplifting to see bsky posters not just telling the unionizing D&D devs to simply make a different game instead.

Book of Hungry Names is currently 25% off, so if you want to get Midsommared/Wicker Manned/Dunwich Horrored, now's your chance. And if you played the game and liked it, please leave a review, those reviews really help!

Mister Sinister: okay, fine. This is why I made backups. I can just use the clone. Mister Sinister: seriously? Demons? It’s the 1980s, why do we still have demons?

Mister Sinister: what happened to the tentacles? I liked the tentacles.

Roberts: colleen, settle down! remember our mantra Hoover: fuck the mantra! i'm angried up! i'm boiling with rage! i got ants in my pants and i'm itchin' to fight! Roberts: that's not the romance way! Roberts: leave the shivivng to mary shelley Hoover i don't need a shiv the way i'm gonna do it

Colleen Hoover: if you see me coming, you best cross the street, joyce carol oates Hoover: because i will kill you and i will eat you Roberts: Colleen! Roberts: really, joyce, you must excuse colleen Roberts: she's full of passion Roberts: we are romance writers after all

Roberts: um Roberts: wow joyce Roberts: that is certainly a take Roberts: wow Colleen Hoover: i'm going to murder you, joyce carol oates Roberts: colleen! Hoover: i'm going to murder you and feast on your bones Oates: oh people say that to me all the time

An incomplete and inadequate list of games that made me. Alpha Centauri stands in for Civilization, but where is Master of Magic or Master of Orion 2? Should it be Dune 2 instead of Warcraft? Maybe Zork or Pooyan, Mail Order Monsters or Wizardry? Ask me next week, I'd have a different chart.

That Kelly Marie Tran should be allowed to kick JJ Abrams square in the balls anytime they run into each other in public.

Certainly not having a part of my brain now working out a Star Wars reboot, 9 movies intended to work together so we're not putting so much weight on "from a certain point of view" and figuring out the Jedi better (Enlightened monks? Institute in disrepair? Assassin training ground?)

taking jobs for saw give you the biggest gains in the field but draw the most imperial attention to you and make no $$. sometimes mon mothma wants you to pass out flyers asking for imperial reform but they always pay SUPER well. luthen jobs give you the best gear but everybody else hates you for it

everything about this game makes me want a sequel set in the ANDOR extended universe where you’re managing a rebel cell. you’re taking jobs for luthen and saw and mon mothma proxies, you have to balance their opinions of you. you have to keep your operators from arguing over revolutionary theory

Pendragon or Draw Steel are the ones I'm running these days.

Lmao

My eternal frustration with Wonder Woman is that it could be much more credible with only a few small changes. For example, if you give the plane a second set of wings, it's a lot more believable, due to bi invisibility.