Games With Dad

True warriors don't believe in IP infringement.

If in the foul Year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-six you imagine a midterm wave is an opportunity to buckle down and hammer out some sensible bipartisan legislation, find another hobby and cede the field to someone who understands what time it is.

bill and ted should be treated as mythological saints/angels that just show up in stories and anecdotes.

I’ll say it: it shows what disgusting pigs Americans are that they eat their cheesecake right there at the factory instead of waiting for it to be delivered to a store or restaurant

honestly prosecute merrick garland too

I love being reminded that the audience really doesn’t give a shit about the developers. Like, forget that one of the most influential studios in our industry was just executed by its publisher, just make sure the product continues on the assembly lines!

Bluesky has four kinds of users

The Falklands is the only form of British imperialism I support because fuck Argentina.

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

happy Monday to everyone that slept like shit (me)

well that was 2 hours of my life

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I don't understand why people ever watched the H3 podcast. Like none of these people are funny or likeable, and they don't even seem to like each other. Someone is going to have to explain what made any of this compelling

Something I wish more people would realize.

a green new deal president and they redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe

Yes, I imagine it would be difficult to make a video game if you have absolutely zero relevant skills and refuse to learn any

SEPHIROTH: does cloud have a reason to be mad at me? of course. does that make his fans sending me death threats ok? absolutely not. this has to stop

Nathan Fielder: Do you understand why the joke was funny Elizabeth Holmes: Steamed hams is a funny thing to call a hamburger

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

I'm a goddamn American and I can't watch the goddamn World Series on goddamn TV without paying some jerkoff $30 fuck this stupid country

seems like "on the orders of a nazi every major news outlet on the planet hounded an innocent man to death because he's black" should be one of the biggest stories of the year

Outta my sight, scrub

reminder that this is from 26 years ago when he was still developing games in the Unreal series. Sounds a lot like he was simply Always Like This

it's cool that you can send "STOP" to instantly block an automated political fundraising text message so they have to text you from a different number five minutes later

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

If you use ai generators, I hate you.

Yeah dude, and there were women 50 years ago that were uncomfortable with sharing a bathroom with a person whose skin was darker than theirs. They can fucking get over it.

70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

I’m telling you that the extreme exposure to scams is a big part of the reason so many people are negative about our economic future.

The situation with that streamer doing the army streams and insisting that it's apolitical is the perfect illustration of how the average american conceptualizes politics and political speech as, that anything they like is apolitical and anything they disagree with is politics

Something to consider whenever you feel the spectre of Imposter Syndrome hovering over you.

unreal tournament died for this