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Man City v PSG on TNT sports. The hate watch to end them all. Shame it's absolutely pointless. Villa game it is.

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me:

#PL #Arsenal #Coventry Too bad it's a dull dud of an opening fixture.

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German broadcast. Nailed it

More England autopsy when the 2 best teams in the world are about to battle for the world cup. Don't ever ask why everyone wants England to lose again. #itv #worldcupfinal #spain #argentina

Bank holidays for appearing at a world cup aren't for everyone... #england

Back on the plane Wayne!! #bbc #worldcup

Honestly feel like England could smash Argentina tonight. But BBC have finally dug deep and sent Chapman, Rooney, Richards etc to USA. So they've done gone and messed it up, ah well. #worldcup

BBC world cup coverage always beats ITV. But they're miles off it this time. Itv have better everything...apart from the matterface and Dixon combo.

Has Paul merton taken a vow of silence because he's sat next to that turd Gove? #HIGNFY

Immigration make Britain brilliant

Yeesh. Empty seats minutes into the start of the FA Cup final second half should be a national embarrassment.

Hate watch of an FA Cup final is really living up to the billing. Might stick a movie on instead.

Idea for World Cup opening ceremony: Donald Trump very, very slowly dribbles the ball towards the goal, as Harald Schumacher thunders towards him.

Sopranos X Files Brooklyn 99 Friends Breaking Bad Better call Saul 24 Bottom Police Squad NYPD Blue True Detective 1, Fargo 2 Scrubs Game of Thrones Cheers The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer

Aurora borealis...in the middle of the day 🍔

Comic relief, worthy cause, No doubt about it. But starting with Catherine Tate...Nan...last on tv 20 years ago and the usual sketch...'Popular TV show: The Movie.' No comedians in sight yet and the worst of all...asked my 10yo of any red nose day stuff happened at school today. Hadn't heard of it!

What's a line of delivery you'll never forget?

Fantastic interview. Everyone should read it:

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧

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The Apartment is a Christmas movie and a New Year's Eve movie and a perfect movie, period

Appalling service from BT broadband. Living in a massive residential area in Motherwell. No broadband since 9am this morning...it's now nearly 8pm. Get it sorted BT!!!

@skysportspl.bsky.social in a rush to get the betting ads back on so zip through analysis of one of the most controversial red cards of the season. Really poor coverage. #MUNEVE

Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

Badenoch and Co see education only as a means to a massive income in some soul destroying career. Devoid of imagination and the power of knowledge they view life entirely through the prism of the CV. My advice always is to study what interests you and the rest will follow

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The Europa league final is every bit 16th v 17th. Crap game, crap goal. He even ballsed up the knee slide celebration.

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

I do not want your app. I do not want to register. I do not want your newsletter. And, from the bottom of my heart, I do not want your notifications. Please just let me buy what I need without entering into a long-term relationship with you, you freaky fucks.

No one saves milk, you moron

RIP Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa. One of my favourites. #genehackman #ripgenehackman youtu.be/065ygnrssgw?...

What's the script here! False information on Wikipedia? Surely not. #glasgowrangers #rangers #barryferguson

This is amazing. Studying this is my new full time hobby.

It is happening again. Amazing artwork @empiremagazine.bsky.social

Keep doing a double take thinking it's a tartan trim down the sides of that England kit #IrevEng #6nations

“I believe life is a continuum, and that no one really dies, they just drop their physical body and we'll all meet again, like the song says. It's sad but it's not devastating if you think like that... It's a continuum, and we're all going to be fine at the end of the story.” — David Lynch

@empiremagazine.bsky.social @chrishewitt.bsky.social @nickdesemlyen.bsky.social Just read the 1985 ranking. The only film on the list I would rate higher than Commando is Back to the Future. No recount necessary! Let off some steam...

Liz Truss crashed the economy. Pass it on.

On Christmas Eve, 1988, a group of German criminals took hostages at an L.A. office party. The making of story behind DIE HARD is bigger than the Nakatomi… 1/43