your friendly neighborhood mel

The fact that the instructions for the frozen pizza I’m making states to ensure you put the pizza in the oven “cheese side up,” pretty much sums up the collective intelligence of this country right now

They let Tip back in? With all the hits in the head she takes she must have three brain cells left

That was dumb af Karl

I’d love Angel to get mic’Ed up, but the game would have to be on HBO, lol

the knee-jerk nature of so much WNBA discourse really sidelines fans from leveling legitimate criticism at the most gendered disparity in women's sports — the *extreme* lack of bureaucratic aptitude within these front offices and ownership groups

Oh hey, Rhyne Howard is playing!

Yeah that was the commotion in my neighborhood…

Oh that last game done pissed Angel off…

That’s the Angel they need

Oh no it’s the stupid fucking blimp cam again

As a former Borders employee, this is giving me PTSD

go angel. go dream 🤞

Rooting for the potato tbh

Valks better hope En Vogue doesn’t perform My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It) because uhhhhh

Love that there was an FBI involved shooting a few blocks from my house and traffic is all borked

This is a very fitting ending to a WNBA season that started with the league trying to speedrun free agency and the draft in 72 hours

Thanks to the Atlanta Dream org, for at least 24 hours, being a three ring circus. I mean, at least the Sky’s arena can seat 10K ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This entire game situation is so weird they put it on the science fiction channel

gonna be incredible content when the champs hit the Atlanta nightlife scene at 6:30 p.m.

In other hoops news more pertinent to Chicago, Skylar Diggins will be an "outside consultant" and off-the-court mentor to Notre Dame's women's basketball program. The release says she will leave for the Unrivaled season.

big failure from the NBA to not get two of its teams to move one (1) regular season game. the NBA owns 42% of the WNBA (functionally more, since a lot of NBA owners own teams) and should be invested in wanting the league to grow, even at minor expense to its more popular product

Puts a “meeting” on Outlook for Thursday from 11:30 - 2:30pM CST

What a legacy to end your run Cathy. Giving out the finals trophy in the middle of the work day.

Atlanta/Bay Area about to have the biggest day of hooky ever on Thursday 🤪

Yissss

AS IF I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

I miss the Gay 90s 😢

ftp 😏

this looks like it's gonna eat up boba fett

Austin has an in-N-Out now if she wants her only shot at a double double ever

If JKR hates trans people so much then why does the new Harry Potter look like a lesbian TA who helps edit her esteemed Midwestern liberal arts school's quarterly poetry review

This is the most pink you’ll ever see me wear - for a two year old’s 2nd birthday party

Angel make a three, you’ll win!

How do you miss that possession call? W refs forever ass

Nothing irritates me more than missed free throws

OI OI OI!

Cannot believe I live in a world where I’m rooting for DB, lol

Good job, Karl

Two types of competitors 😂😂😂 #WNBASky #SkyHoops

It’s a Chicago Sky tribute

Ohhhh Valks

Peacekeeper Angel 🤣