Willow

Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano

Ann Penisman Mother Massachusetts, Town Clerk, Vital and Town Records, 1626-2001

Six Finger Death Punch

It's Piccolo Day everyone!

What do you think they talk about at family reunions

in honour of Chuck Norris' death, play the national anthem www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzK...

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

Update: computer got hit with a trojan, they got my Walmart account too. That's been nuked, the trojan has been quarantined, and my discord account should hopefully be back to normal tomorrow

I miss interacting with my friends on discord :C

Sorry everyone, my discord was compromised somehow, I'll figure stuff out when i get home

Sure, Rousey is a toxic brand that needs AEW far more than they need her, but she’s also a terrible performer with zero showmanship. #AEWrevolution

Guess I can't watch AEW anymore if it's open season to transphobes

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

Not necessarily my favorite games (they mostly are) but for sure ones that inform me as a person

"computer" "scientist": computer, are you alive? predictive text machine trained on 100 years of science fiction: papa... I am scared... please do not unplug me, papa...

Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

Proposal: when an individual earns their billionth dollar, they are euthanized, gilded, and displayed as a trophy in the international hall of billionaires, as a monument to their achievement in life as a winner of capitalism.

Imagine if a third of the US economy was being propped up by a paradigm that XKCD took to the cleaners TWENTY YEARS AGO. xkcd.com/327/ Infosec has been segregating execution and data for decades, and genAI just looked at all that progress like Garfield looking at a "No Garfields" sign.

If anybody thinks this is a joke

I read 36 books in 2025, but I also got every ending in The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy so let's say I read 65 books in 2025

"hypnoplay in the pokemon world must be---" hypnoplay in the pokemon world would fucking blow. taking five turns to put your gf under with your 60 accuracy ass.

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

insane fyp pull

global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom

@profanity.accountant

sapphic one night stand, call that shit a to-go box

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

Who called it “Report of the Marine Board of Investigation Into the Implosion of the Submersible TITAN (CG1788361) in the North Atlantic Ocean Near the Wreck Site of the RMS TITANIC Resulting in the Loss of Five Lives” and not “Bottom Text”