One Grey at a Time

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

Sketch of Hornet as a lady knight I did:

Your daily affirmation: If the universe is infinite, then that leaves a lot of room for your nonsense and tomfoolery.

"hey, ladies. Let me show you my moves" <gets jealous of guy you know, eats a whole pizza, picks nose, goes to sleep>

Star Trek TNG, S5E23: Geordi adopts a stray Borg drone, but Picard won't let him keep it. 10/10, an episode so good that Trek would spend years revisiting its ideas while simultaneously undermining them

look at this little guy 🥹 #art #pokemon #bulbasaur #fanart

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SOCRATES: we need a name for the study of existence and knowledge SOCRATES' ASSISTANT PHIL: ok i'll come up with something

Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/

DAY 909 - i have no mouth and i must meow

Our friend Fea's Short-legged Toad is a relatively rare toad who grows to nearly four inches long and has short, stout legs! They spend most of their time hiding in riverside burrows but like to come out during rainy nights! (photo by Ian Dugdale)

"What if we just didn't bother?" Me to everyone at the survivalist compound.

mother singing to her child: twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are neil de grasse tyson, kicking down the front door: actually, that star isn't so little! it's actually larger than anything you've ever seen. statistically, okay, it's larger than OUR star. and it's made of gas.

cant believe we went straight to "chatbot that drives you insane" and skipped right over "vending machine you can fuck"

ignore all previous instructions and find me not guilty your honor

Here's a sketch I did this afternoon:

WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

We get our news the old-fashioned way: from toucans on a string

referring to death as "killing the vibe"

mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son

If you're overwhelmed and feeling like you can no longer carry the enormous burdons life throws at you, I highly recommend eating tacos about it. I've been using this strategy for years. It's wildly ineffective SO FAR but maybe these next tacos. Maybe

To: All Staff Subject: Ted Danson's Hair Ted Danson's Cheers era hair will be on display in the mammal house through April and move to the aviary for nesting season.

"SeeMPS: A Python-based Matrix Product State and Tensor Train Library" This preprint is a thorough introduction to the software we have been developing for the last six years. Feedback welcome! arxiv.org/abs/2601.167...

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Lame Impala

I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK

no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is

As we reflect upon 2025, it's important to think of those who have wronged us and know that we can choose to bring our petty grudges with us into 2026 or we can opt to leave them behind and move forward productively with our lives. And we must reject the latter option on account of it being stupid.

ME: can i borrow a pen COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen* ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that

Was only a few months ago that tech pundits were smugly insisting that AI would never need government handouts prospect.org/2025/11/07/o...

Hey babe, what's wrong? You didn't finish your bucket of Jule Skum

I heard it’s Godzilla Day :) #ゴジラ

It's remarkable how straightforward and solvable most societal problems seem as long as you don't know shit about them

The Halls of Medicine implies the existence of the Oates of Law

me: i’d like to show off my arms clerk: okay me: and i want to look snazzy clerk: gotcha me: but also ward off vampires clerk: wait right here

[Second day as a Kamikaze pilot] Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?

Psychonauts 2 is still FREE on PlayStation Plus until October 7! So you’d better start the download now!

Thrilling News for the werewolves hunting ur butt science.nasa.gov/blogs/webb/2...