Guilherme Figueira

What is your favourite Internet speed

Doctor says i need to be hooked up to a machine. doesn't know what kind yet. "definitely some kind of machine" he says

Does “by the front gate” count? (It probably doesn’t)

Just got 2 victrebells as a gift. Sick.

@tiosolid.com

Emprego novo, e as pessoas são normais. Grazadeus

me: can I try satan: no me: why not satan pausing xbox: well it wouldn’t be hell then would it

chief: ok what do we have here dog cop: caught this guy walking in front of a house chief: and what crime did he commit dog cop: are you being serious

@northerniion.bsky.social

Bad news

it you actually believe that "meta" means "most effective tactic available" I'm stealing something from your house

My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.

new computer day 1: carefully arranging folders on desktop, only downloading programs I use day 30: hitting ‘Open Anyways’ on security warning for Dune2_Mp4.exe

Let’s goooo

Na minha escola, a gente cantava o hino enquanto hasteava bandeira, e um aluno era sempre escolhido pra isso. Muito dahora. Uma vez eu (3a-4a série) fui escolhido, e perguntaram se eu ia vir no dia. Falei “não sei, preciso ver com meus pais” (era um dia normal de aula). Escolheram outra pessoa.

@joseli.to fala sr! Primeiramente muito grato pelo down.blue, fodido o serviço tá? Segundo, vira e mexe o link de download fica processando sem fim, só deixando baixar o .ts. É sabido isso já?

Is this anything

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

IBM Aptiva K32(?). Chessmaster 5000. Cartoonnetwork.com (the only website I knew, and used its existence to try and convince my dad to get internet). I once deleted files for Chessmaster 5000 and the icon broke (became blank), so I quickly turned the pc off to try and undo it. Didn’t work.

they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago

Peak button layout @northerniion.bsky.social

If drinking water and exercising is so good for me why wont i do it, idiot? Checkmate

Me and the boys going around to find this guy

No such thing as unskilled labor

a h h , Y E S ! s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r D A D S ! a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . !

Eu tenho a oportunidade de fazer um Guilherme passar por uma situação muito engraçada

@dead.moment37games.com @tiosolid.com acho que só vocês vão apreciar youtu.be/DX_zzdnMMYA?...

Finally.

If you don’t like Bluesky you don’t like Brazilians, simples como

Meu deus minha mãe desenterrando coisa de mãe, incrível.

I will never call it “Roland Garros”. If they don’t want it being called the French Open they should hold it somewhere that isn’t France

Que coisa né? Esse mundão

@wendel.scardua.net eu gosto que 5x5 dá pra resolver só por vibes, aí é só ir clicando

Eu tou tão tristinho… ninguém quer me dar um GTI MK1 conversível? :(

@marcusnunes.me moço bonito, eu tenho uma dúvida de estatística/modelagem, você me ajuda?

It’s so good to find a glimpse of the old internet in the wild. This dude just posted a hand drawn ignition diagram of a 1972 BMW S2002 because he “always forgets”. A bunch of people are thanking him. Wild stuff, I love it.