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Yes.

#caturday #cats

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Trump supporter: I’m totally against vaccines. Absolutely, 100%. Every single one of them. They’re poison. Jason Selvig: What about Polio vaccine? Trump supporter: There hasn’t been a case of Polio in how many years, since 1960? Jason Selvig: Since the vaccine… Trump supporter: Yeah

The Odyssey merch is getting out of hand

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SLOW DOWN ALAN THIS IS MADNESS"

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

Great job 👏

Canvassers out in force in Clacton.

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infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea

There is stupid... and then there is this.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Fuck yea, I love reading the news.

We all have days like this

The best tweet of all time, hands down.

clavicular suffers massive cortisol spike after being lawmogged by misdemeanormaxxing police

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except chickens, because fuck chickens

OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle.

How does he sleep at night?

Is this even satire?

Yes because Trump signs are hand-made on kitchen tables by passionate creative amateurs. Not like those corporate wood and leather ones.

Snack break with Hudson! 🦫

Yep, the Peace Prize

This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025

Who has made this 🤣

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:

“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services

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