luminousherbs

there should be a button in firefox that fires the entire comms team and replaces them with a new one, just in case something like this ever happens again

taking advantage of the php exploit to update your php version for you ❣️

here we are

let it be known that this is the image they're using on wikipedia

great job guys

Found footage vs lost media

literal spywear

brb, changing all my keys to 5

Next year, we will assign one issue to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.

bad news everyone

I can't believe dumb people exist, like bro just be smart

so i went to check my wordsky.app buddy and

considering how atproto works, this isn't actually a bad thing. but a lot of bluesky users do not understand how atproto works and will assume this must be a bad thing.

EXCLUSIVE: Apple rumored to be working on "foldable Macbook" ahead of 2027 Mac launch.

can we all agree that "trifold" is a stupid name for a product with two folds

oh so when an LLM needs to drink 30,000,000 gallons of water to get through a basic job interview it's 'fine' and 'actually really impressive in its efficiency' but when I, as a charitable gesture of shared humanity, bring one little six pack to the job interview,,,

mb i turned off the object permanence

Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.

Wavy illusion 〰️ The cyan and magenta lines are the same length and do not change at all. 😵 (CSS only) 🔗 Live demo on @codepen.io: codepen.io/editor/amit_...

Had a lovely conversation with @brennan.computer yesterday about what a non-booster non-anti tech-friendly left could look like, and for me it centers a few things: - media piracy and other anticorporate uses of tech - who we valorize - eg, scihub, anna's archive, pirates and shadow librarians

The /account panel on a PDS should allow the user to configure their 2FA settings

"file"-system? buddy. I gotta claudesystem

that scene from the matrix except it's me reading articles, talk slides, PR descriptions, saying "that's Claude", "that's GPT", "that's Claude", "Claude", "GPT", ...

reverse quicktime event that mocks you for automatically following instructions under pressure and then educates you on typical features of scams

Claude Code explaining why it changed three files.

put // comments in CSS in interop 2027 u cowards

in case you're wondering

forever baffled by the list of social sites apple lets you use in someone's contacts

Finally found a use for the Macbook's Force Touch trackpad.

istg if i see one more person acting like batterygate was a real thing im actually gonna lose it

messing around with a grain camera prototype. native atproto support. photos sync to your pds whenever it connects to wifi.

so apparently it isn't pronounced oh-marquee 😮

guys it's not that complicated

is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?

GUYS ITS APPROVED

If Pepsi started making their drink more like Coke, they wouldn't gain Coke drinkers; they'd lose Pepsi drinkers. Everyone who likes Pepsi would've lost every reason they ever had to buy it, and Coke drinkers would just keep on drinking Coke anyway. This is a post about Democrats moving right.

that's not a very good wisdom

this is a metaphor

erm actually nuclear weapons are just math. are you afraid of math???? fuckin idiot

The horrors persist

All bits are equally significant to me

With atproto and teal.fm you can make a simple script that lets you know when your friends listen to the same album 3 times back to back

hey man your fly's unzipped